Love: Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't...

By airport - 10/05/2009 18:49 - United States

Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year-old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML

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You deserved it 9 224

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By Jessi - 24/07/2012 18:33 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I finally got to see my boyfriend, after two months apart. As we hugged, he lifted me up and spun me around like in the movies. It would have been really romantic if I hadn't hit a little boy while he was riding past on his bike. I've just traumatized a little kid. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 401

You deserved it 3 096

By ouch - 01/09/2010 13:50 - Belgium

Today, I was in the airport after saying goodbye to my boyfriend who left for three months. Walking back to my car, I saw a young couple kissing passionately. If that wasn't bad enough, the guy then picked his girlfriend up, spun her round in the air and her foot kicked me square in the jaw. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 329

You deserved it 4 202

By katiekat - 05/01/2010 20:24 - United States

Today, my ex looked at me for the first time in months. I felt like I could fly. Seconds later my flight ended. I fell down the stairs. FML

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You deserved it 12 659

Romantic

By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 01:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 836

You deserved it 3 166

By Anonymous - 19/07/2009 13:49 - United States

Today, after not seeing my boyfriend for 9 months, he came to meet me at the airport. I was so excited when I first saw him that I broke into a sprint to greet him. Apparently, running through the airport looks suspicious, because a security guard tackled me. Now I have a broken nose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 363

You deserved it 7 623

By staciedee - 01/06/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 173

You deserved it 4 955

By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 494

You deserved it 3 248

By James4929 - 08/01/2010 00:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on a long-haul plane journey home from my holiday. After 5 hours, I decided to stretch my arms whilst watching a movie. Little did I know that a little girl was approaching, running down the aisle as my arm stretched out. I accidentally clothes-lined a little 9 year old girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 334

You deserved it 4 063

Like tears in rain

By anabanannailoveu - 17/07/2021 07:59

Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML

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You deserved it 424

By sandysmith - 18/02/2012 15:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 613

You deserved it 34 067

Jertastic 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 23:13

GREAT! 4 year olds are bitches anyway. he probably deserved it.

Chuck3791 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 23:16

I'm favoriting this. I litterally laughed outloud

Comments

itouchguy360 3

Monday 11 May 2009 0:14

Your boyfriend needs to be more careful. FYL indeed.

miss_mojo 2

Monday 11 May 2009 0:15

HAHA. thats REALLY romantic.

tko 0

Monday 11 May 2009 0:15

hahaha #1

PureGold 0

Monday 11 May 2009 0:16

I kind of burst out laughing when I read that last part. Then I realized it was sad xP So not your fault though lol.

PianoManGidley 0

Monday 11 May 2009 0:26

I really don't get how people say YDI on this one. I mean, really--how could the OP have prevented it? Someone ELSE picked her up and spun her around. Someone ELSE walked into it.

topshoprincess 0

Monday 11 May 2009 0:31

Lol at #12 and #36 Poor kid!! :[

avalon24 18

Monday 11 May 2009 0:31

Lol, that's great! Kids shouldn't be running through the airport or most indoor places anyway.

WorkSexMonkey 0

Monday 11 May 2009 0:37

I giggled after reading this.

catryn 0

Monday 11 May 2009 0:43

That kid deserved it, or rather his neglectful parents did. People just let their kids run buck-wild around places while they tilt back more cocktails or bitch at some clerk about a $300 sweater. I can't stand parents today. Kids don't know any better if they're not trained to have fun at home but calm the **** down and be quiet in public.