By thenotsomanlyman - 07/03/2011 16:17 - United States

Today, I flipped out when I saw a centipede. I screamed, very loudly and in a very high voice. My girlfriend came into the room, stomped on it, picked it up and threw it in the trashcan. I apologized to her for the scene and all she said was, "I'm used to it." FML
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mike3775 35

Be glad you have a caring girlfriend

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a_girl_i_know 0

I am embarrassed for your gf

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telfordsux 0

wow dude! thats def a problem if she's used to it! what r u a pussy?

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RyanX92 0

unless it's one of those freakishly huge poisoness ones you need to grow a pair

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vabeach94 0

I feel you ! We have those in our house sometimes and I flip out and cry /:

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swimagirl4321 15

crying over that is stupid

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that_is_Nathy 9

really sexy Oo Nah...that's no big deal...as long as "I'm used to it" doesn't mean "I'm used to it, you do so twice a day" in that case: **** HER life

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samadams42 0

Hey! im afraid of ladybugs... some scary shit

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freelove_fml 2

And even in that case, he needs to ******* man up. If there is danger, how can you just pass it along to GF? Pussy.

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ideasrule 13

You need to learn that stereotypes are at best statistical models, and that no matter how accurate they might be, they do not apply to everyone.

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loserboii 11

Maybe it was a Taxon?

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