Money: Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because... - FML

By gas money - 22/11/2015 04:34 - United States - Reno

Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML

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By sdauner - 01/03/2010 21:55 - United States

Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 21:27 - Canada

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML

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By APoorGuy - 15/03/2016 12:08 - United States - Chevy Chase

Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML

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Technically, that's stealing

By Elizabeth Ann - 04/10/2019 22:00

Today, I told my mom about the $50 I'd hidden in case of an emergency, and how I couldn't find it. She said she'd borrowed it last week. FML

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By Kilamo - 14/05/2018 20:30

Today, I told my mom I had 73 cents in my checking account. She gave me a penny and told me I had 74 cents and it was even now. Thanks mom. FML

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By Forever Alone - 03/07/2013 04:26 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML

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By FranchezDeVista - 30/08/2015 18:29 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML

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By FuckedOver - 14/01/2016 14:31 - United States - Houston

Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2013 06:17 - United States - Roseville

Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML

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Embezzlement

By Username - 06/01/2011 07:49

Today, I found the birthday card my grandma had mailed. Apparently, it contained a gift of $100. Too bad it was in my mom's trash can, opened, with no money. She told my grandma it must have gotten lost in the mail. FML

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ThatHorse 15

Sunday 22 November 2015 16:32

And that kids is how taxes work.

TheCookieComet 23

Sunday 22 November 2015 16:32

hey thats 60 more bucks than I have.

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anonymousme123 1

Sunday 22 November 2015 18:31

Hey, that was mine. Give it back. Lol

igg125 30

Sunday 22 November 2015 18:36

Stop hanging out with your mom.

ChrisMora 16

Sunday 22 November 2015 18:51

So what? You still have $60. I once found $100 on the ground and I split it with my bro 50/50.

MRS_SILVER 11

Sunday 22 November 2015 18:52

At least you got $60 for doing nothing

Keiraquarium 12

Sunday 22 November 2015 18:57

And? You were both there. What makes you more deserving of random money than her?

oceanbrickfire 21

Sunday 22 November 2015 19:26

HE found it. From what I read, she was just standing there oblivious to what he found.

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 22 November 2015 18:58

The IRS (international removal service AKA your mother) always takes a piece

jeanniecm1984 17

Sunday 22 November 2015 18:58

When I was in high school, I found a wallet with over $900 in it. I returned it and my mom kept the reward money.

Geckosrock99 33

Sunday 22 November 2015 18:59

You found it, OP. Why your Mom thinks its okay to take almost half of it away is beyond me. Doesn't matter that she was there. Finder's keepers. Unless, of course, you saw the person drop it, which your FML doesn't specify.

kmw003 17

Sunday 22 November 2015 19:04

at least you got to keep the majority of it lol.

GeorgiaBea 28

Sunday 22 November 2015 19:12

Now you understand taxes...

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