By ghoul - 08/03/2011 11:32

Today, I found a dead squirrel under my son's bed. Apparently, he has been keeping it there as a "pet" for the past week. FML
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dansco 24

Now if he killed it, then its a trophy and you have a serial killer in waiting! Run! Or you have a really sweet but lonely son. Either way its probably your fault!

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PrincessesCrown 17

buy him a dog

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EatnBeef 7

god I know. I'm a lucky one. I caught it but I asked chuck Norris to get rid of them. he Sid but he also stole my regular AIDS. I wanted to keep those...

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x3herox3 0

Better than what I found under my sons bed. I found a pack of condoms. What's his excuse for it? "My friend said they were cool." he's only 9.

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Kebby8D 2

I think I'd rather have a kid who has a pack of condoms under his bed (which I doubt he uses since he said his friends say it's cool) than to have a kid who keeps dead, decaying squirrels as "pets". Having a dead animal as a pet makes me think that the child has psychological issues...a kid having condoms under his bed at the most may mean that the child is going to have sex earlier on in his life than a parent would prefer.

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jms240 2

Would you rather it be alive and under his bed, waiting to strike.

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jms240 2

All of you are half empty kind of people. If death is no problem for him he should be a Marine core sniper. they make friends with death all the time.

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EmoGiana 0

Yeah. My dog was just diagnosed with squirrel aids. He gets "exited" around other animals.

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