Animals: Today, I found a dead squirrel under my son's bed. Apparently,...

By ghoul - 08/03/2011 11:32

Today, I found a dead squirrel under my son's bed. Apparently, he has been keeping it there as a "pet" for the past week. FML

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By notmyrealname123 - 25/08/2014 00:08 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I found my cat downstairs with a squirrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at my cat to put it down. He did. Turns out the squirrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2012 15:30 - United States

Today, I came home to find a mouse in the garage. Frantic, I killed it. My 7-year-old son came home from soccer, and started crying because he couldn't find the class pet, Mr. Whiskers. I killed my son's class pet. FML

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By "jonnybones223" - 08/03/2019 04:00

Today, I was awakened by my father saying how proud he was of his little boy. I assumed he meant me, since I landed an apprenticeship in the same union he's worked in for 25 years. Turns out he was speaking about his cat, who left a dead squirrel next to my bed. I stepped on the damn thing. FML

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By Sid - 10/04/2011 00:58 - United States

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

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Cute

By eyesightfail - 21/11/2009 23:02 - United States

Today, I saw a squirrel beside a tree. Thinking it was cute, I stepped closer, picked up a pine cone and tried to lure it to come closer. After about two minutes of silently squatting on someone's lawn holding a pine cone, I realized the squirrel was dead. FML

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By Noname - 27/01/2009 19:42 - Ireland

Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML

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By Facepalmum - 10/01/2013 06:28 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my 14-year-old son showed me a "bird's egg" he was looking after in his room. It was a dried up dog turd. FML

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By tiredmom - 07/07/2016 15:03 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my son found a cockroach in his bed. I had to kill the thing and wash all his sheets and stuffed animals before he'd finally agree to go back to bed, three hours later. FML

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By orilykid - 31/10/2012 17:23 - United States - Richmond

Today, I was cleaning out my roof's gutter, which was full of leaves. There was an especially big pile, and when I started scooping it up, I felt something squishy. Turns out those leaves were covering the remains of a rotting squirrel. I can't stop smelling it. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2013 16:54 - Pakistan - Lahore

Today, I discovered the source of the vile stench in my room. My daughter had "saved" a bird from our cat and put it in a box under my bed, hoping to nurse it back to health. She forgot about it, leaving the corpse rotting in there for who knows how long. FML

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savy7093 9

Tuesday 8 March 2011 16:04

What's his name?

Ranimal 12

Tuesday 8 March 2011 16:05

Future serial killer!

Comments

pepelapew 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 17:02

kids gonna be a Norman Bates/serial killer

jacob4848 4

Tuesday 8 March 2011 17:06

As long as he feeds it zombie squirrel won't attack he is kinda doing you a favor.

annihil8or 15

Tuesday 8 March 2011 17:18

I agree with #22 get him a cute puppy. I know u've seen that commercial where guys rent puppies & pick up chicks, probably works to some degree

Lalala1996 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 17:35

Why? He would just kill it too.

Lalala1996 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 17:33

He's the next Jeffery Dahmer.

jrockstar123 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 17:50

dude WTF

banana_buddy 6

Tuesday 8 March 2011 17:52

LMAO WIN Ray William Johnson reference

ocdavenum41 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 17:53

I was about to say that lalala did u ever see the dahmer movie his dad lifted up the porch and found a bunch of dead animals also ur kids a little wack-job sry to say u must be a real good parent keep an eye on him or youll be under the bed for safe-keeping next time

baseballgirl25 6

Tuesday 8 March 2011 18:03

u found a dead animal under ur kids bed. shouldn't u be doing something else rather than posting about on fml.

MissFukMyLuck 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 18:48

ah some logic! who gives a shit what the things name was?!? it's dead. it's under his bed. he wouldn't have kept it there if it wasn't somewhat fascinating to him. and that's odd....