By namehere34 - 29/12/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I found a diamond on the floor, which I could only assume was from one of my brother's cheap earrings. I was positive that it was fake. To prove it to myself, I ran it across my window, as they say only real diamonds cut glass. It's real. FML
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borabora1991 0

Well, now you can sell it to pay for a new window. problem solved!

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imperfectclarity 0

I still don't get why you would have done that...

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sparkIy 0

uhm, because he cut/scratched up the window?

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YeahFMLxX 0

sell it to pawn stars! you could be one of those as seen on tv dumbasses ! FYL for getting to post bullshit :]

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ske_fml 0

How the F is this an FML? Oh poor me, my floor is covered in diamonds. Wah!

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Intoxicunt 5

1- As someone said, a large window can cost more than a small diamond. 2- As everyone is pointing out, it could STILL have been fake. So yeah. Scratched window worth a good bit of money, and possibly just a $5 chunk of CZ. See the FML? SEE IT!?

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Monkeybuttorama 0

if he was dumb enough to put a scratch in anything but a small crappy windowpane, he REALLY deserved it, on top of the normal deserving.

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stepup0220 0

how is that an fml? you have a real diamond, buy a new window.

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nnero0 0

you found a diamond... how's that a FML?

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RedTriceratops 0

Only real diamonds can cut through real diamonds. Wow, YDI for being an idiot. Of course diamonds can cut through glass.

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snafu57 1

if you are sure it's a real diamond, then you are only posting this "fml" to brag. fyl and fu2.

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ndiesal 0

You know what happens when you assume...

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Link5794 18

You get AIDS and die.

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Gstone5 0

how the **** is this an fml you retard, you found a diamond be happy you just found money fucktard

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