Miscellaneous: Today, I found a friend's gold ring in some grass after a intense...

By Smeagogole - 02/07/2015 04:30 - France - Villeurbanne

Today, I found a friend's gold ring in some grass after a intense 10-minute search in the dark. As well as thanks, I've now got a new nickname. You can now call me Gollum. FML

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christinamarie17 29

Thursday 2 July 2015 14:43

I'd take it as a compliment, really. Gollum was a bad ass. Tell your friend to watch out for his finger.

maggiefox 25

Thursday 2 July 2015 14:45

If it's going to be like that... Next time, finders keepers.

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joshi42 16

Thursday 2 July 2015 19:45

Now you will have to destroy his ring.

littleking94 14

Thursday 2 July 2015 19:47

What's up Gollum? ;)

lolumadbrah 10

Thursday 2 July 2015 20:07

I am so sorry, Gollum

theKevmeister 13

Thursday 2 July 2015 20:08

Ur at least Bilbo... u found her precious

solarsanteria 15

Thursday 2 July 2015 20:45

Idk what the problem is, that's awesome!

NickThunder 12

Thursday 2 July 2015 20:46

That's actually pretty awesome... Good ring-finding skills OP

itsmechardonnay 5

Thursday 2 July 2015 21:14

what's the bad part?

Emiweb 9

Thursday 2 July 2015 21:17

Didn't Bilbo find the Ring in the dark? Gollum couldn't find it.

Alex330 4

Thursday 2 July 2015 22:35

The fact that your friends think so highly of you is precioussss

DerpyChap 9

Thursday 2 July 2015 22:40

Give us the precious!

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