By Smeagogole - 02/07/2015 04:30 - France - Villeurbanne
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If that's how they want to play it, bite off their finger and take the ring for yourself. Really live up to the name.
Learn from Bilbo and challenge them to a riddle bout!
I prefer smeagull and idk if I spelled that right I don't like lord of the rings
Does he deservessss the precious precioussss?
Remember..the ring belongs to its Maestr
You need to find the sense of humour you lost too
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I'd take it as a compliment, really. Gollum was a bad ass. Tell your friend to watch out for his finger.
If it's going to be like that... Next time, finders keepers.