By Smeagogole - 02/07/2015 04:30 - France - Villeurbanne

Today, I found a friend's gold ring in some grass after a intense 10-minute search in the dark. As well as thanks, I've now got a new nickname. You can now call me Gollum. FML
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Top comments

christinamarie17 29

I'd take it as a compliment, really. Gollum was a bad ass. Tell your friend to watch out for his finger.

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maggiefox 25

If it's going to be like that... Next time, finders keepers.

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BlueXephos 10

Put the ring on and run off into the darkness. Now that you are gollum, you must embrace it.

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CTeden 7

If that's how they want to play it, bite off their finger and take the ring for yourself. Really live up to the name.

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pjsr 32

Ruined because it's already been said, more than once

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dantee2005 33

well there is always next time

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Tarlachia 33

Learn from Bilbo and challenge them to a riddle bout!

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HUGBUG 23

I prefer smeagull and idk if I spelled that right I don't like lord of the rings

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hippodankamus 22

Not only did you not spell Smeagol correctly, but you also don't like LOTR? Bro...

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

If you don't like LOTR why would you have a preference between the names...? Smeagol was his Hobbit name, by the way, and Gollum was what he was called after he had become possessed by the ring.

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Etweens96 25

Does he deservessss the precious precioussss?

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Silk_Routes 14

Remember..the ring belongs to its Maestr

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SaniK 17

We must have the precious! Honestly, just own the name :)

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catmint 13

You need to find the sense of humour you lost too

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