By Smeagogole - 02/07/2015 04:30 - France - Villeurbanne

Today, I found a friend's gold ring in some grass after a intense 10-minute search in the dark. As well as thanks, I've now got a new nickname. You can now call me Gollum. FML
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christinamarie17 29

I'd take it as a compliment, really. Gollum was a bad ass. Tell your friend to watch out for his finger.

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maggiefox 25

If it's going to be like that... Next time, finders keepers.

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Comments

hellopenny 18

That's not a horrible nickname. And your friend should be thankful that you found the ring.

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echarlotte 19

In the dark and in the grass in only ten minutes? Shit

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ohSNAPyall 26

Ten minutes is ample time to shit in the grass.

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xyris_fml 28

It is pretty impressive. Props to OP.

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iwanttogotoparis 26

This will be a PRECIOUS memory in times to come

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broken_deathtrap 10

why is being called Gollum a bad thing? I'm called mannimarco by many people...

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leogachi 15

It'll pass in a few days. If it doesn't just stop responding when they call you that.

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igive 29

Haha! Your profile pic and name fit so well!

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dantee2005 33

it does. but he is suppose to ask should not can right?

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Perfectly_Killer 14

hey, you could always try biting off their fingers

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Wolfipoo 31

Well, all you need now OP is your "precious".

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PhantomFollower 20

#55 The Ring is Gollum/Smeagol's "precious". #20 was correct in his pun.

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k_wrona 2

Oh come on - that's funny :D Take no offense.

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