By Smeagogole - 02/07/2015 04:30 - France - Villeurbanne

Today, I found a friend's gold ring in some grass after a intense 10-minute search in the dark. As well as thanks, I've now got a new nickname. You can now call me Gollum. FML
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christinamarie17 29

I'd take it as a compliment, really. Gollum was a bad ass. Tell your friend to watch out for his finger.

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maggiefox 25

If it's going to be like that... Next time, finders keepers.

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killer0689 20

at least u got it. get along with the new nick name. although friends do that.

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Hildy93 21

Well hopefully you don't turn all gross and small and are terrifying!

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kalbrek009 20

Gold is considered a "precious" metal...has nobody considered that's why it was referred to as such? Lol

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Artisan 6

this would be funny for like a day.... Why not Smeagol though? anyways good thing you found it!

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Zeone_fml 9

Now you must kill your friend and take the ring

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MeltedMango 8

You have to admit that that nickname is pretty fitting though.

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NOTaDISTRACTION 17

Play along with it, if you call yourself gollum, and are the main one making the joke, it won't be fun for them anymore

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