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By Smeagogole - 02/07/2015 04:30 - France - Villeurbanne

Today, I found a friend's gold ring in some grass after a intense 10-minute search in the dark. As well as thanks, I've now got a new nickname. You can now call me Gollum. FML

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christinamarie17 29

Thursday 2 July 2015 14:43

I'd take it as a compliment, really. Gollum was a bad ass. Tell your friend to watch out for his finger.

maggiefox 25

Thursday 2 July 2015 14:45

If it's going to be like that... Next time, finders keepers.

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lunaangel 14

Sunday 5 July 2015 2:06

your friends are awesome gollum

rca_2011 9

Sunday 5 July 2015 15:56

I'd be pretty pumped

alchemist27 13

Monday 6 July 2015 0:41

That's badass.

CougeeSwagg 19

Monday 20 July 2015 4:51

Just say the nasty Hobbits took the precious

glossykarma 19

Monday 20 July 2015 13:53

That's awesome xD

injektilo 7

Tuesday 28 July 2015 6:02

This damn ring had derailed her life. No wonder Gollum had gone insane.

A1phaWolf 18

Wednesday 29 July 2015 18:45

But she had it first, then you had it, so wouldn't she be the Gollum and you the hobbit?

1dvs_bstd 41

Wednesday 5 August 2015 19:17

It's a sign.

GreekYogurt 26

Saturday 15 August 2015 0:38

Gollum is awesome!

DamnBailie 23

Saturday 29 August 2015 16:22

Your art style Is amazing and adorable ?

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