Kids: Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet....

By unfortunateMother - 18/09/2012 19:51 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. FML

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Same thing different taste

By NonBelieber - 18/09/2013 04:22 - United States - Bessemer

Today, just like the last several days, I walked out to my car after class only to notice the Justin Bieber stickers arranged on my bumper and license plates. My dad put them there, and thinks it's just as hilarious as the first time. He has four packs of stickers left. FML

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By my ears are dying - 22/06/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML

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By immovingout - 04/05/2013 17:46 - United States - Huntington Station

Today, I met my new roommate. She has a life-size cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber in her room, which I've seen her having actual conversations with twice already. I have to share a bedroom with this psycho. FML

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By husbands addiction - 26/03/2014 18:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got billed for $80 of Justin Bieber music. It wouldn't have been so bad if it were my daughter who bought it all, instead of my husband. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 21:44 - United States

Today, I came home to find my younger daughter left her silly band collection on the carpet in front of the fireplace. I now have melted unicorns and princesses stuck in my carpet. FML

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By Peter - 27/12/2011 02:24 - United States

Today, we found out where our daughter had been hiding her crayons. We also found out why our stereo stopped working. FML

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By Twilightsux - 31/01/2010 03:20 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend had replaced our picture in her locket for a picture of Taylor Lautner shirtless. FML

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By piece of shed - 31/08/2011 14:00 - United States

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

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Pants on fire

By Lucille - 07/09/2019 00:01

Today, while going through my daughter’s room, I found a pair of pants with the security tag still attached. My daughter is a thief. FML

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By payne - 04/01/2010 21:07 - United States

Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML

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savagearmz 6

Wednesday 19 September 2012 0:01

Disown your daughter

TBelle4Ever 15

Wednesday 19 September 2012 0:02

KILL IT! Kill it with fire!!!!

Comments

internetqueen 1

Wednesday 19 September 2012 1:38

Depending on how old she is, I wouldn't be concerned if she was young. I used to believe that me and Britney Spears had a special connection and were sisters.

jack_ripper604 0

Wednesday 19 September 2012 1:42

Make a new daughter you have clearly failed with this one!

EmoSquirrel 7

Wednesday 19 September 2012 1:43

I apologize... That's too horrible for words...

angel_of_death55 7

Wednesday 19 September 2012 1:48

Who would make a shrine to that thing whatever it is

SadGirl18 16

Wednesday 19 September 2012 1:59

You must be the mother of @Mandaswaggie on twitter...

j3ss89 2

Wednesday 19 September 2012 2:09

Still a better love story than Twilight.

supportcommand 17

Wednesday 19 September 2012 2:47

That doesn't work anymore.

jamethy 9

Wednesday 19 September 2012 18:03

What's wrong with Twilight! Forget the love story and just look at tha story!

gc327072 30

Wednesday 19 September 2012 2:15

30- Nah a letter jacket is actually cool. If he had "swag" he would've had on a snapback hat at a preposterous and impractical angle, untied shoes that look 6 sizes too big, and would've been sagging. Since he checks none of these boxes, he falls under the category of "those who shouldn't refer to my picture for assistance". Although he does seem quite cocky... "I swim, and I'm good..." "..you'll be seeing me at Rio 2016..." Yea cool story bro....