Kids: Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet....

By unfortunateMother - 18/09/2012 19:51 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. FML

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Same thing different taste

By NonBelieber - 18/09/2013 04:22 - United States - Bessemer

Today, just like the last several days, I walked out to my car after class only to notice the Justin Bieber stickers arranged on my bumper and license plates. My dad put them there, and thinks it's just as hilarious as the first time. He has four packs of stickers left. FML

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By my ears are dying - 22/06/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML

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By immovingout - 04/05/2013 17:46 - United States - Huntington Station

Today, I met my new roommate. She has a life-size cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber in her room, which I've seen her having actual conversations with twice already. I have to share a bedroom with this psycho. FML

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By husbands addiction - 26/03/2014 18:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got billed for $80 of Justin Bieber music. It wouldn't have been so bad if it were my daughter who bought it all, instead of my husband. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 21:44 - United States

Today, I came home to find my younger daughter left her silly band collection on the carpet in front of the fireplace. I now have melted unicorns and princesses stuck in my carpet. FML

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By Peter - 27/12/2011 02:24 - United States

Today, we found out where our daughter had been hiding her crayons. We also found out why our stereo stopped working. FML

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By Twilightsux - 31/01/2010 03:20 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend had replaced our picture in her locket for a picture of Taylor Lautner shirtless. FML

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By piece of shed - 31/08/2011 14:00 - United States

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

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By Lucille - 07/09/2019 00:01

Today, while going through my daughter’s room, I found a pair of pants with the security tag still attached. My daughter is a thief. FML

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By payne - 04/01/2010 21:07 - United States

Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML

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savagearmz 6

Wednesday 19 September 2012 0:01

Disown your daughter

TBelle4Ever 15

Wednesday 19 September 2012 0:02

KILL IT! Kill it with fire!!!!

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SaltukBugraHan 8

Wednesday 19 September 2012 6:44

May God have mercy on your soul...

nancyschmancy 9

Wednesday 19 September 2012 6:59

Wow! I can think of so many more FML moments for you. Having a crush on a young teen boy that is prominent in Hollywood is normal. FYL if they have a crush on Mike Tyson or Dog the Bounty Hunter.

JustFMLME 7

Wednesday 19 September 2012 6:59

you're not my son anymore, SON. /sarcasm

showen_fml 4

Wednesday 19 September 2012 7:04

Kick her out of the house... Immediately!

MDTeddy 13

Wednesday 19 September 2012 7:05

I lost faith in humanity.

KSG472 3

Wednesday 19 September 2012 7:24

Yeah, me too.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Wednesday 19 September 2012 7:25

If you found no remnants of human sacrifice then she's not dedicated.

Austyn57 1

Wednesday 19 September 2012 7:45

humanity is lost

green2go 14

Wednesday 19 September 2012 7:51

J saved my life I was in a coma and one the nurses played one of his songs in my room and I had to wake up and turn that shit off

jesterkitty4 14

Wednesday 19 September 2012 7:57

Lol sounds like Helga from Hey Arnold

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