Kids: Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet....

By unfortunateMother - 18/09/2012 19:51 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. FML

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Same thing different taste

By NonBelieber - 18/09/2013 04:22 - United States - Bessemer

Today, just like the last several days, I walked out to my car after class only to notice the Justin Bieber stickers arranged on my bumper and license plates. My dad put them there, and thinks it's just as hilarious as the first time. He has four packs of stickers left. FML

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By my ears are dying - 22/06/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML

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By immovingout - 04/05/2013 17:46 - United States - Huntington Station

Today, I met my new roommate. She has a life-size cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber in her room, which I've seen her having actual conversations with twice already. I have to share a bedroom with this psycho. FML

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By husbands addiction - 26/03/2014 18:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got billed for $80 of Justin Bieber music. It wouldn't have been so bad if it were my daughter who bought it all, instead of my husband. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 21:44 - United States

Today, I came home to find my younger daughter left her silly band collection on the carpet in front of the fireplace. I now have melted unicorns and princesses stuck in my carpet. FML

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By Peter - 27/12/2011 02:24 - United States

Today, we found out where our daughter had been hiding her crayons. We also found out why our stereo stopped working. FML

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By Twilightsux - 31/01/2010 03:20 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend had replaced our picture in her locket for a picture of Taylor Lautner shirtless. FML

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By piece of shed - 31/08/2011 14:00 - United States

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

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By Lucille - 07/09/2019 00:01

Today, while going through my daughter’s room, I found a pair of pants with the security tag still attached. My daughter is a thief. FML

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By payne - 04/01/2010 21:07 - United States

Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML

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savagearmz 6

Wednesday 19 September 2012 0:01

Disown your daughter

TBelle4Ever 15

Wednesday 19 September 2012 0:02

KILL IT! Kill it with fire!!!!

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pinkbabypuff1 0

Wednesday 19 September 2012 3:40

Ewwww!!!

mikail_fml 6

Wednesday 19 September 2012 3:48

Oh well, at least it was not in your son closet! ;)

onedirectionxx 8

Wednesday 19 September 2012 3:48

What's a shrine again?

mikail_fml 6

Wednesday 19 September 2012 3:52

A place of religious devotion or commemoration to venerate someone or something!

bryan788 29

Wednesday 19 September 2012 3:49

I hope she is under the age of 14 where is it still okay to like that midget.

KingCeltic77 18

Wednesday 19 September 2012 3:52

This isn't funny at all, this is plain depressing.

laxonlaxonlax 5

Wednesday 19 September 2012 3:59

Better than your son's closet.

AlexRen 21

Wednesday 19 September 2012 4:43

Is she the annoying ones who threaten people over the Internet?

xCrazyMexican 4

Wednesday 19 September 2012 4:50

Mindfucked

alwayswinning123 7

Wednesday 19 September 2012 4:50

I'm so sorry you had to see something so...terrible

Sir_derpington 2

Wednesday 19 September 2012 5:02

You know the meme of spiderman getting cancer? This is were it originated from.

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