Miscellaneous: Today, I found a note on the front door of my flat saying, "You...

By steph - 13/09/2011 21:40 - China

Today, I found a note on the front door of my flat saying, "You left your keys in your garage door so I put them in your letter box". Guess where my letter box key is. FML

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By DTMM - 15/09/2023 08:00

Today, I was looking for my condo keys, thinking I had left them in my mailbox on the first floor the night before. Leaving to check, I realized I'd forgot to take them out of my door when I had come in, leaving them in the keyhole. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML

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By MailMaster - 22/07/2011 04:20 - Australia

Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML

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By ivegotapackage - 05/01/2015 23:47 - United States - Greensboro

Today, I got a notice on my apartment door that I'd received a package when no one was home, and it was left at the backdoor. I don't have a backdoor. FML

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By Posty - 18/05/2009 18:38 - United Kingdom

Today, on the way to work, I pulled over at a postbox to post a letter. I walked up to the box with the letter in one hand, car key in the other. Guess which one I posted. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2013 17:23 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2008 08:10 - France

Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML

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By oh, shit...... - 02/02/2016 20:27 - Denmark - Bagsv?rd

Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML

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By phansmootchie - 20/12/2011 08:14 - United States

Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML

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Mitch_Connor 11

Wednesday 14 September 2011 1:08

Locky you

onthetoilet 3

Wednesday 14 September 2011 1:07

Where?

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writergirl23 19

Wednesday 14 September 2011 3:07

In the garage door?

afulks78 11

Wednesday 14 September 2011 3:07

Hmm mabe you should have a spair key ?

decidedlyvague 11

Wednesday 14 September 2011 8:33

what's a spair? Does it go in the letter box? This FML and the comments make my head hurt. I think I need a hug.

stevenmx86 7

Wednesday 14 September 2011 3:08

Ydi for leaving your keys in the garage door to begin with

perdix 29

Wednesday 14 September 2011 3:09

You'd better not be so careless with your wife's chastity belt key. You don't how your neighbor is going to return it ;)

XxAlyssaaBabyyxX 3

Wednesday 14 September 2011 3:13

Maybe next time you'll think twice before leaving your keys in the garage door. Hahaha.

renaee 13

Wednesday 14 September 2011 3:14

Narnia?

pinkspaceboundro 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 3:15

Guess you shouldn't have left your keys in the garage.

agek 3

Wednesday 14 September 2011 3:36

how bout you left anything particular in ur body. LOL

Red_Wing_Nut44 14

Wednesday 14 September 2011 3:40

Well good luck with that.

thiscrazything 1

Wednesday 14 September 2011 3:47

That sux. Hope you have a spare??

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Today, myself and my pug entered a novelty dog competition at the local fair. We won first prize in the lookalike contest. FML

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Today, and ever since I told my wife I had sacked my secretary, a pretty redhead, I’ve noticed my wife has started reverting to her old habit of getting headaches on Fridays, which is normally sex night. Funny how this wasn’t a problem when I had a pretty secretary. FML

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Today, I was giving my boyfriend oral, and he got so into it that he grabbed my hair. Just as he was about to climax, he pulled my hair so hard that my extensions came out. I jerked back and hit my head on the wall behind me. He then came in my hair. FML

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Today, I was pickpocketed. I didn't realize until I stopped to get breakfast. I went back home to see that my dog had taken my wallet and had ripped and torn it up. I was pickpocketed by my own dog. FML

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Today, my laptop has its own likes and dislikes. The cooler keeps spinning crazily, causing loud annoying noise when I use the laptop at my parent's house, and functions perfectly silent at my place. Careful inspection proved full working order. What's going on? FML

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Today, I was reciting lines for a play that I'm in. It was going great, until I realized that I was actually reciting my scripted sales pitch from my telemarketing job. FML

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Today, while biking, I got into a major crash with two cars. The cars were parked. FML

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