By Anonymous - 31/03/2012 04:49 - United States - Grand Prairie

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Today, I found a used condom in my trash can. I have been happily married to my wife for 7 years, and we use other forms of birth control. FML
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steve412 0

Don't be quick to assume things. You'll make things worse.

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ChChCharlie 10

What I don't understand is that, if you use other types of contraception, why would she need the condom? Most types of contraception are for women anyway, unless there's a type of male contraception I'm not aware of. Unless you had a vasectomy. Or maybe she missed the pill if she's taking them. Aside from that, I agree with the other comments. If you don't have a teenage kid, and the trash can is inside the house, she has some explaining to do.

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kofeinisti 6

Ever heard of STI's? Condoms help in preventing those, you know...

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peacefully84 19

Unless she's worried about STDs too, or using condoms to keep her vibrator clean.

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DocBastard 38

But you can't get herpes from someone who doesn't have it. My wife and I never use condoms. Fortunately she isn't a cheating *****, unlike OP's wife.

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kofeinisti 6

She could have used the condom to wrap a banana or something in order to **********. Or if she is into anal she could have used the condom to keep her ***** clean of bacteria while diddling with her backdoor. If there was no **** in the condom the explanation might be innocent.

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GothicAngel95 16

Well do you have kids from a previous marriage? If not then sorry but let her tell her side of the story op just reamber to keep a calm mind if she's going at it with another dude then time to move on.

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wolleiy 3

Maybe not happily enough? Hope it works out for you!

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1800chokethathoe 3

call 1800-choke-that-hoe!

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ImSoEffedUp 10

Wow dude.... Sorry to hear that... Guess you were the only one that was happily married.... Maybe you'll find a better one next time... That's unless y'all gonna try and work things out...

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mumgee 3

You were happilly married. She wasn't.....

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