By Anonymous - 31/03/2012 04:49 - United States - Grand Prairie

Spicy
Today, I found a used condom in my trash can. I have been happily married to my wife for 7 years, and we use other forms of birth control. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 187
You deserved it 2 954

Same thing different taste

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The amount of ignorance in that comment is astonishing. Or so he thought? Yes, of course. It makes total sense that he used a condom without knowing so. /Sarcasm.

End it, she obviously doesn't value your marriage enough. The first mistake should be the last mistake.

Bigboned38 0

Spoken like someone who has never been married, people make mistakes, you need to have a serious talk get a counselor don't just walk away, for better or worse right

If you have kids in that age, it's most likely theirs. But ask your wife about it.

Well not really seeing as they've been married for 7 years.

dcg1375 7

Unless they are from a previous marriage

SayPeanuts 29

They could of been together for a few years before they got married.

RedPillSucks 31

There would be more than one condom if an entire team was involved

He said, "She took ONE for the team," not "Did the team." :)

Yes, because herpes magically appears between two clean partners.

Wow. That's a tough one. If the trash can was in the house, as opposed to the roadside, then you have a problem. Don't start making accusations. If she admits to it, pick up a hooker, explain the situation to her, bring her home, and tell your future ex-wife that she must sleep on the couch tonight because you have company. Just trying to help. Really sorry about your problem. No one should have to go through that mess. :)

dwvork 6

As much as that sucks, it's better than her getting pregnant and you raising the kid. Either way she's got some 'splaning to do. Good luck

RedPillSucks 31

*splainin* Cuban grammar nazi

Well at least she had the curtesy of using a condom when she cheated on you. I had a similar experience with my ex-husband. I found an unopened box of condoms in the center console of our car. I confronted him about it and he came up with this bullshit.story about him picking his friend up from a girl's house and him leaving the box of condoms in the car. I was skeptical. I asked "Who would leave a box of condoms in the CENTER CONSOLE of someone else's car? On the passenger seat maybe, but the center console? And if you picked him up from 'a girl's house', why was the box unopened?" But he insisted, and eventually I just up. Later I found out irrefutably that he had in fact been sleeping around like a desperate crack *****. OP, don't believe buy the bull shit she is sure to feed you. I suggest you file for divorce now.

fentron 3