By Anonymous - 31/03/2012 04:49 - United States - Grand Prairie

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Today, I found a used condom in my trash can. I have been happily married to my wife for 7 years, and we use other forms of birth control. FML
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steve412 0

Don't be quick to assume things. You'll make things worse.

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cynthiaijk 8

I must say it's nice when people give serious and helping answers to OP ,thumbs up!

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princessmollysue 9

Everything that glitters is not gold !!! But I feel bad for u :(

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anarchistpunk 3

What a bitch. Sorry dude

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badactor009 0

Pay no attention to the used condom in your trash. Ignorance is bliss.

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Rooney77 3

This is funny, go up to her and ask her how was it and if she liked?? Plus improve take tips from her, you obviously don't help her much

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immaMonsta 8

Would your wife really be stupid enough to leave a used condom in the trash where you can see it? I really dislike cheaters, but if people are going to cheat, they should at least be slick about it. I hope your wife isn't cheating OP and this was just some weird situation for you.

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Bladian 5

Except if it was even possible that it was someone else's this wouldn't be an FML. Jesus.

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Nezuri 5

Perhaps it was one of your adolescents one..? An older woman wouldn't be so stupid to leave the evidence out in the open and that's a mistake that children make, haha.

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GSU2013 6

Alot of people are saying if the roles were reversed then everyone would be ragging on OP. Here is the opposite FML: Today, my wife found a used condom in our trashcan. We've been using other forms of birth control. FML.

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tj4234 35

tbh the opposite would be 'my husband' instead of 'my wife'

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