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By Anonymous - 02/07/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML

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By Mustang - 05/08/2010 01:13 - United States

Today, some jerk super glued leaves and a note onto my car's front windshield. Not only is it directly in front of the driver's seat and makes it nearly impossible to drive, but it won't come off. What makes it worse? I was spending the night at a friend's house and the note was meant for her. FML

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By raven_of_azarath - 29/07/2019 02:00

Today, I found a spider in my car the size of my hand. Help. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 23:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked outside to find someone had egged my house and smashed a pumpkin onto my car. I later discovered that the perpetrator was my own 8 year old son. FML

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Prank culture has gone too far

By duck me! - 02/03/2023 04:00

Today, some asshole superglued ten rubber ducks to my car while I was at work. FML

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By Baegel - 02/03/2016 01:52 - United States - Havertown

Today, my psycho ex defaced my car. She didn't key it or slash my tires. She posted "TRUMP 2016" bumper stickers all over it. I don't know what glue they use, but it's been 2 hours and I haven't gotten any of them off. FML

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By El Camino - 25/11/2010 21:01 - United States

Today, I parked in a different lot because the one I usually park in was full. When I came back later, a bumper sticker was stuck to the windshield that said, "INCONSIDERATE F***, DON'T PARK HERE AGAIN!" To make matters worse, it was stuck on with a special type of glue, so it can't be removed. FML

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You deserved it 5 073

By Steffi3 - 14/05/2016 16:29 - United States

Today, there was a spider in my car. FML

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You deserved it 69

By ColdMN - 03/02/2011 17:02 - United States

Today, I trying to scrape the ice off my car, but wasn't having much luck. Frustrated, I kicked a clump off from the bumper. The clump didn't budge, but the entire front quarter panel fell off. FML

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You deserved it 11 161

By wils - 24/07/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, after work, I peeled a parking ticket off my windshield. It was so hot that the ink from the ticket made a stamp on my windshield. Now I have a permanent reminder staring me in the face wherever I drive. FML

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By really?! - 22/03/2020 06:30

Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML

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You deserved it 145

DKjazz 20

Saturday 2 July 2011 12:12

3+ points for originality. Not your average prankster here, no sir.

AffrontedFetus 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 12:02

Stick on a few more and you could pass off as a pretty good pimp.

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insanity211 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 14:10

happy early Halloween?

allmidnighteyes 10

Saturday 2 July 2011 14:23

The Great Pumpkin finally came to you, Mr. Brown.

stormchaser24 24

Saturday 2 July 2011 14:29

pumpkin on july? kind of hard to believe. I am growing pumpkins this year and I have a couple of small ones. but FYL.

blondie1208 17

Saturday 2 July 2011 14:41

looks like somebody has some extra time on their hands...

corje20 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 15:59

hey there I'd like to meet you to. so send me back a message sometime.

intensity24 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 19:02

Hey:) I like meeting new people too! my name is Corey, text me 360-631-9989

irokyoursox 6

Saturday 2 July 2011 19:05

^wtf why would you put your phone number on the Internet

kourtneyb 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 13:30

why would you be looking for her phone number on the internet?

chogle 8

Saturday 2 July 2011 14:47

I had no idea super glue bonded to pumpkins. Learn something new everyday..

labola26 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 14:59

well now ur ready for Halloween.

tyty22796 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 15:01

hahahahahahahah

heyy17 10

Saturday 2 July 2011 15:05

well at least now you have a nice decoration piece(:

iWantSprite 12

Saturday 2 July 2011 17:04

lmao

rmeyer6 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 15:26

superglue comes off with water. soak the area with water and it should come off pretty easily

pdp_fml 21

Saturday 2 July 2011 19:08

correct!

ThorneCrossed 9

Saturday 2 July 2011 15:37

damn that Pumpkin the King of Ghosts and his shenanigans!

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Today, I got married and I'd invited everyone from work including my boss. His way of congratulating me was to mention that I'm out of a job. He said it was a good time to do it because he thought I would be too happy or too drunk to care. FML

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Today, it was my first day at my first job, I got up early, got ready, waited an hour for HR to call. I called them instead and they didn't answer, so I wrote an email to the partners. It turns out I got the first day date wrong. Some first impression. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were furniture shopping. They had miniature versions built of some of the desks. He commented how they were "cute for little kids" to use. They were 6 inches tall. I had to explain to him that they were only models, not real desks. I'm dating Zoolander. FML

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Today, my daughter and I went to the carnival and had our faces painted. When we returned home hours later, I realized I have a deep sunburn all around my face, except for the skin under the paint in the shape of a gecko. FML

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Today, after I took up a job to design a website for a company, I had everything done… but they went with someone else. Their boss's nephew made a site that looks like it was pulled from late '90s GeoCities site, and is full of spelling errors and broken links. They paid him $5000 for this. FML

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Today, my fiancée broke off our engagement. For some bizarre reason, she'd hidden a pair of expensive boots and her iPad underneath our ride-on mower. I turned the mower on and destroyed both without realizing it. According to her, the fault is all mine. FML

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