Transportation: Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It...

By Anonymous - 02/07/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML

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By Mustang - 05/08/2010 01:13 - United States

Today, some jerk super glued leaves and a note onto my car's front windshield. Not only is it directly in front of the driver's seat and makes it nearly impossible to drive, but it won't come off. What makes it worse? I was spending the night at a friend's house and the note was meant for her. FML

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By raven_of_azarath - 29/07/2019 02:00

Today, I found a spider in my car the size of my hand. Help. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 23:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked outside to find someone had egged my house and smashed a pumpkin onto my car. I later discovered that the perpetrator was my own 8 year old son. FML

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Prank culture has gone too far

By duck me! - 02/03/2023 04:00

Today, some asshole superglued ten rubber ducks to my car while I was at work. FML

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By Baegel - 02/03/2016 01:52 - United States - Havertown

Today, my psycho ex defaced my car. She didn't key it or slash my tires. She posted "TRUMP 2016" bumper stickers all over it. I don't know what glue they use, but it's been 2 hours and I haven't gotten any of them off. FML

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By El Camino - 25/11/2010 21:01 - United States

Today, I parked in a different lot because the one I usually park in was full. When I came back later, a bumper sticker was stuck to the windshield that said, "INCONSIDERATE F***, DON'T PARK HERE AGAIN!" To make matters worse, it was stuck on with a special type of glue, so it can't be removed. FML

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By Steffi3 - 14/05/2016 16:29 - United States

Today, there was a spider in my car. FML

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You deserved it 69

By ColdMN - 03/02/2011 17:02 - United States

Today, I trying to scrape the ice off my car, but wasn't having much luck. Frustrated, I kicked a clump off from the bumper. The clump didn't budge, but the entire front quarter panel fell off. FML

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You deserved it 11 161

By wils - 24/07/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, after work, I peeled a parking ticket off my windshield. It was so hot that the ink from the ticket made a stamp on my windshield. Now I have a permanent reminder staring me in the face wherever I drive. FML

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By really?! - 22/03/2020 06:30

Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML

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DKjazz 20

Saturday 2 July 2011 12:12

3+ points for originality. Not your average prankster here, no sir.

AffrontedFetus 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 12:02

Stick on a few more and you could pass off as a pretty good pimp.

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jaaaclyn 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 19:27

it'd be funnier if it was glued to your windshield

Tonyy1 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 20:20

that made my day! Haha

am35629 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 20:54

thanks for the idea :3

apnxcore 7

Saturday 2 July 2011 21:01

that sucks and at the same time is the best prank ever

humblehorzelove 4

Saturday 2 July 2011 21:19

lmao

taazer 12

Saturday 2 July 2011 22:11

i literaly lol'ed to this one

ILOLatmockdaweek 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 22:20

Pmsl. this type of fmls are the funniest.

Alfy42 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 22:47

wait is this a fail?

iAeAdFiAaA 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 23:09

Randomness! I love it!

andrewlicious 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 23:19

keep ur car for the Haloween!

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