App
FML for mobile
Free
Open in app

By mylifeisahell - 18/02/2010 15:01 - Norway

Today, I found garbage in my postbox. In amongst the garbage, I found a note saying ''This is all you ever will get. Stay away from me!'', from the girl I sent a love poem to the other day. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 347
You deserved it 7 238
Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

FernandoTorres_fml 0

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I said I'd **** you, And it is still true. Nahhh, that was never going to get you laid mate. ;)

40 3
sarcdude 3

I'll take the negative response first and the positive response last. 1. If you're constantly stalking her or something after she's said no, then YDI-though admittedly she overdid it with the garbage, that was just douchey. 2. Aw, that sucks. Sorry she don't feel the same for you and was that much of a douche to you. Try not to send love poems to any girls any more and move on. PS: Or if the poem was anything like what #3 said, then you'd wholly deserve it :P

25 0

Comments

corme_fml 0

Leave most romantic gestures out of dating until you've gotten to know the girl better or are actually going steady.... womenz are like deer and spook easy ;)

5 0
elvgar 0

i made a christmas card for the girl i liked and then she dated me for 2 weeks then ended it on a friday and tht saturday night we planned to date again then 2 weeks later she ended it so yea those relationships dont last :/

0 0
iamchuck 0

At least now you know you have good taste in girls. Smart, funny, creative, and the good sense to not date you.

0 0
aback 4

Sounds like she was pretty straight-up with you.

0 1
Blatstuff 0

Sounds like a simple phone call would have sufficed.... On both your parts. I can understand her feeling uncomfortable with some creepy guy writing her love poems. Just something to think over next time you get the urge. =)

0 0
corme_fml 0

How does writing a poem automatically make this guy "creepy?"

0 0
insurgentes 0

how many poems do you write to strangers?!

0 0
corme_fml 0

If this was a complete stranger... that would be creepy. The OP didn't say much but the girl knew where he lived so I'm assuming they at least know each other..

0 0
shiritt 0

#26 violins are blue, i can't wait to eat human organs with you. see, that was creepy!

0 0
corme_fml 0

#38. Oh COME ON! You can't tell me a poem like that wouldn't set your heart a flutter! :P

1 0
doink 0

Who is telling you these lies? I'm only easy where it counts... At the retirement homes.

0 0
crystal87 0

you definitely don't deserve garbage in your mailbox. at least you know now that she's trash, and you can write your next poem to a girl that cares.

1 0
shiritt 0

hi, i'm giving you this message, and thats also the only thing you get. alright, here, another sentence, to make you feel good :). i'm feeling very generous today :P

0 1
UrLiFsuX 4

you should post her number on craigslist saying "loves feet fetish."

0 0