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By religionbites621 - 22/11/2011 17:18 - United States

Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML

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By Jo - 26/10/2009 03:14 - United States

Today, there was an earthquake. Good news: the only damage was a tree fell on some loser's car. Bad news: that loser was me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2019 14:00 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, wearing nothing offensive, minding my own business, when a car drove past and threw something that hit me really hard in the back of my head. It was a Bible. FML

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By Atheist - 22/03/2012 04:56 - United States - Portland

Today, I was waiting for a call from a job I had applied for. When the phone rang, I ran as fast I could up the stairs, falling and slamming my shin on the way. The call? It was a woman asking me, "Hi, do you have time to learn about our lord Jesus Christ?" FML

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Jesus, take the wheel

By ThreeMoreYears - 03/03/2020 03:01

Today, during my religion class, my instructor decided to use the state of the class's cars as a metaphor for our relationship with God. When I told him my car had been totalled in an accident last week, he yelled at me for being an "agent of Satan." One class down, 59 to go. FML

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By Username - 18/10/2010 15:52 - France

Today, I was woken by the news that my car had been found, but was completely destroyed due to a fire. I didn't even know my car was missing. FML

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By whatthewoah - 02/09/2010 18:10 - United States

Today, I went to the bookstore. While I was in line, I heard everyone talking about how a book cart had gotten loose and rolled down the parking lot into a car, smashing the front. It was my car. FML

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Slippery

By charliebravo77 - 09/12/2011 20:14 - United States

Today, I drove into the parking lot at work, and discovered too late that there were patches of ice everywhere. As I turned to enter my usual spot, I lost control of the vehicle, and despite my pleas, praying, and profanity, it glided straight into my boss's car. FML

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By really?! - 22/03/2020 06:30

Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML

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Grave error

By spyrogers1677 - 18/11/2022 00:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, at my job as a funeral director, I fell ass over heels into the grave in front of a hundred mourners and an unamused Catholic priest. FML

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By munchkin - 26/10/2009 06:35 - France

Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML

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MattRoseen 12

Tuesday 22 November 2011 22:06

The power of Christ compells you!

Mahomie123 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 22:06

Jesus is falling from the heavens.. lol

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Tdevonner 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 0:09

Best fml EVER

Locoluis 15

Wednesday 23 November 2011 0:13

That's not Jesus. That's just a pile of concrete someone made. Don't let something like that change your fundamental beliefs. There's a reason why God commanded us against making religious icons. Eventually, people put their faith in the icons, and they lose their faith when things like this happen. All matter is destined to rot and crumble. Are you like that, too? No? Good.

Bcfrmkc816 17

Saturday 6 April 2013 5:20

Do you need a better sign than that to go to church? I know I don't go as much as I should either. At least you are ok

medal9717 8

Thursday 7 November 2013 18:45

ACCEPT JESUS BITTCCHH!

MrBoredomioo 18

Thursday 5 June 2014 8:34

Christ....

WILBUSCUS 6

Sunday 7 September 2014 20:49

This is why Jesus is not the answer lol

whycantisignup 24

Friday 20 March 2015 12:01

shouldnt have sinned!!! god is a fucken tard tho!!1!

ThunderLightTSV 31

Monday 19 October 2015 13:52

Yikes. Guess you don't have a solid statement for that one, Eh? Hahaha...

deathtojesus 20

Sunday 31 July 2016 2:09

It's the second coming ?

CAT47LOVE 19

Friday 16 September 2016 8:28

sounds majorly unlikely...

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