Transportation: Today, I found my car had been robbed. The thieves stole my GPS,...

By CosmicJoke - 12/08/2009 14:20 - United States

Today, I found my car had been robbed. The thieves stole my GPS, my iPod and my digital camera. While I was filing the police report, the officer recommended I take photos for insurance purposes. Then she remembered my camera had been stolen. She actually started laughing. FML

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By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

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By GLX - 14/06/2017 17:00 - United States - Sand Springs

Today, a "friend" tried to sell me a digital camera that I recognized that was stolen from my home a week earlier, along with a few other things. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2013 05:54 - United States

Today, both my car and my father's car were broken into. They stole my radio, purse, wallet, camera, and multiple items of clothing. What did they take from my dad's car? Some screwdrivers to help rip my radio out of my dashboard. FML

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By uppiskalle - 12/09/2014 14:32 - United States - Riverside

Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML

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Classic

By Anonymous - 04/01/2025 22:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I thought my car had been stolen because I couldn’t for the life of me find it in the office car park. I panicked and called the cops, only to remember I had taken my bike to work. FML

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By foretwintie - 06/06/2009 11:18 - Canada

Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML

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Classic case of the Mondays

By Anonymous - 06/05/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I took the bus after work. When I got to the remote parking lot, I realized my car had been stolen so I called the police to report it. When they came to take a statement and asked me when was the last time I saw my car was, I replied, “This morning, when I drove it to wo… Oh.” FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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By Eli - 14/01/2010 00:08 - United States

Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML

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Oddly specific

By Angry and Confused - 29/06/2013 09:55 - United States - Reno

Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML

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asstonefire 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 20:10

selling Gps Ipod and new digital camera!! cheap

0____o 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 20:05

It sucks that your stuff was stolen, but I can't really blame her for laughing =P

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prabhpreet_s 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 21:41

track the gps

lectricpharaoh 9

Saturday 31 May 2014 10:06

It's a receiver, not a transmitter. GPS doesn't need to send any signals, just do math based on the timing of the satellite signals, from which it can calculate their distance, and from that the position through trigonometry. If you have a device that can transmit as well (phone, for example), you can sometimes.track the location. Generally, you will have had to previously install a 'lost my phone' type of app.

KRONie 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 21:45

YDI for keeping your valuables in the car

CFR 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 21:55

Yeah I wouldn't leave any of my valuable stuff in my car...like NEVER That is kinda funny though, I would have laughed if I was the cop =P If the cops have a weird sense of humour, or are jerks, it's probably because they work the shittiest job in the world (well depending) and they need to deal with it somehow.

justmyluck1212 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 21:58

boy u sure keep ur car fully equipped with all the gizmo's

dcstream 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 22:20

I can see a lot of idiots saying the officer was wrong.

Nonamerequired 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 22:24

YDI for having an ipod in the first place. Seriously, what's wrong with a Zen Creative or any other mp3 player that is not made by apple and therefore 20% of the price?

Ribenalion 2

Wednesday 12 August 2009 22:35

Actually I picked up my 8GB nano up for a fraction of the price of an mp3 player with an equivalent specification. I admit Apple software sucks but their iPods are good prices and Apple are a good company to deal with customer services wise. My old iPod nano lasted over 3 years and they offered to clean up the circuits when it went through the washer if it needed it.

RNorthlandLGB 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 23:29

Buy a new camera you cheap bastard!! :p

luke_dawg2 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 23:45

did you leave them in plane site for the robber to see? if so, you had it coming... and you should keep a disposible in the glove box for just such occasions so you can take pictures of accidents and what not.

pleasetryagain 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 23:55

The cop was laughing at her mistake. She sees this kind of shit ALL DAY. It's not as big of a deal to her. She's probably saving her bedside manor for rape victims and people who have been stabbed.