Transportation: Today, I found my car had been robbed. The thieves stole my GPS,...

By CosmicJoke - 12/08/2009 14:20 - United States

Today, I found my car had been robbed. The thieves stole my GPS, my iPod and my digital camera. While I was filing the police report, the officer recommended I take photos for insurance purposes. Then she remembered my camera had been stolen. She actually started laughing. FML

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By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

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By GLX - 14/06/2017 17:00 - United States - Sand Springs

Today, a "friend" tried to sell me a digital camera that I recognized that was stolen from my home a week earlier, along with a few other things. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2013 05:54 - United States

Today, both my car and my father's car were broken into. They stole my radio, purse, wallet, camera, and multiple items of clothing. What did they take from my dad's car? Some screwdrivers to help rip my radio out of my dashboard. FML

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By uppiskalle - 12/09/2014 14:32 - United States - Riverside

Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML

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Classic

By Anonymous - 04/01/2025 22:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I thought my car had been stolen because I couldn’t for the life of me find it in the office car park. I panicked and called the cops, only to remember I had taken my bike to work. FML

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By foretwintie - 06/06/2009 11:18 - Canada

Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML

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Classic case of the Mondays

By Anonymous - 06/05/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I took the bus after work. When I got to the remote parking lot, I realized my car had been stolen so I called the police to report it. When they came to take a statement and asked me when was the last time I saw my car was, I replied, “This morning, when I drove it to wo… Oh.” FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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By Eli - 14/01/2010 00:08 - United States

Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML

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By Angry and Confused - 29/06/2013 09:55 - United States - Reno

Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML

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asstonefire 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 20:10

selling Gps Ipod and new digital camera!! cheap

0____o 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 20:05

It sucks that your stuff was stolen, but I can't really blame her for laughing =P

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sumxo 0

Monday 7 September 2009 14:55

hahahahah thats funny but cops are dicks!!!

Ellodie_fml 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 11:44

who the hell leave their ipod and camera in the car?!

surescope 0

Monday 24 May 2010 2:38

cop fail

jerilynski 9

Thursday 10 June 2010 2:00

I'd laugh too. it sucks!, and yeah too soon, but she made a mistake so she's probaby laughing at herself =/

aRm95 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 7:53

what a jerk

kbn 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 7:41

sucks tht ur stuff was stolen but the police thing is funny... no big deal

ASHLEYbcddd 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 13:42

Oh wow. :o

jcdiva7 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 7:23

What a mean cop

Sharnaaaaa 0

Friday 8 July 2011 2:19

although it's mean, I still find it quite funny. atleast the officer doesn't take everything to seriously

SkyCloudie 7

Friday 21 June 2013 15:57

I have a question!! Why did you keep all those valuable stuff in your car? O.o?

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