Valentine's slay, Engagement-phobic and Love: Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger...

By carl_carl_ - 25/07/2016 04:17 - United States - Grand Ledge

Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2022 01:00

Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 11:29 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I woke up to an email confirming my membership to a dating site. Turns out my mother is as annoyed by my loveless life as I am. FML

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By dylanhollis - 17/01/2014 12:49 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I signed up for a dating site and used a photo of my mother and me at a wedding. Everyone stops responding when they find out they're talking to me and not her. FML

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By carolinagirl - 04/04/2011 16:23 - United States

Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML

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Thanks but no thanks

By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 18:01 - United States

Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML

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Still married

By need not know - 19/01/2020 05:00

Today, while fixing my dad's phone, I saw Tinder installed. He's still married to my mum. FML

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By Beefballs - 29/07/2009 06:22 - Canada

Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year old uncle and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML

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He gets around

By Anonymous - 24/04/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, when my dad said he was dating a woman he met at his retirees social club, I assumed it was a woman also in her 60s. Nope. Barmaid. A whole 42 years younger than him, 9 years younger than me. FML

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By Congrats? - 27/10/2015 15:16 - United States - Charleston

Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML

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By ohokay - 24/01/2013 02:59 - United States - Bronx

Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML

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WCARlover 34

Monday 25 July 2016 14:57

Those who try the hardest to convince social media of their happiness are usually actually the opposite. I'm sorry your father is going about it all wrong, though :/ hopefully him and your mom split up and it gives her a chance to find someone who won't cheat.

SherbetGlitter 26

Monday 25 July 2016 15:12

Awkward, I hope you don't have to be the one to tell your Mom OP :/

Comments

khadishja 12

Tuesday 26 July 2016 0:41

thats so awkward

wanted_2_want 40

Tuesday 26 July 2016 7:17

No no no no. You got it all wrong OP. Your dad is looking for a girlfriend for YOU!!! LMFAO Sorry OP!

RogueWarrior869 23

Tuesday 26 July 2016 21:30

For clarity, did you find his profile on one of those websites or see him actually using the site?

nonamebranding 12

Wednesday 27 July 2016 4:36

It's better she knows the truth so she can have a fair chance at a life with someone who isn't lying to her face everytime they say they love her.

xTommytheGUNx 15

Thursday 28 July 2016 5:45

talk to your dad about it.

ohsopathetic 3

Thursday 28 July 2016 6:24

There is always the possibility that they are swingers, or Polyamorous or have an open relationship.... there are plenty of relationships that involve seeing different people and are still "happily" making it along.

lovely234_fml 16

Thursday 28 July 2016 15:18

I mean, obviously something was up, otherwise you probably wouldn't be on a dating site seeking out much older men. You don't get daddy issues from happily married, well-rounded parents.