By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 06:07 - United States - Cottonwood

Today, I found my diary on my mother's nightstand. Bookmarked. FML
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amirawrx 8

Take it back and write something about 'a big secret' and see how long it takes for your mum to ask you about it.

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Potato_Pi 7

Talk to her about respecting your privacy

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adameeo 21

Obviously she's taken a keen interest in your life OP :).

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chronosphere 18

write your pregnant!!! that'll keep her busy for a while

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SiriusBlack97 17

That's annoying and disrespectful. Definitely tell her she had no right.

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Miss_Attitude96 24

Or she could say something like "I wish my mom would trust me more." Not necessarily after finding out that her mom reads her diary, but maybe after something different (like she wanted to go to a friend's house but her mom said no, or something). Implying that by reading her diary, makes her feel like she's not trustworthy. Maybe her mom will stop then.

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perdix 29

Either you have an active sex life or you are a very horny virgin with a lurid imagination. Good thing you didn't check the drawer of the nightstand. One word: Lube.

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zombieslayer83 19

Is your name by chance Anne Frank?

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stargirl_95 24

OP, maybe it's time for you to invest in one of those diaries that screams every time it's opened improperly.

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lowshadows 21

I could just imagine her reading it like a novel before going to sleep lol.

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KingCeltic77 18

Does your name happen to be Meg Griffin by any chance?

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