Miscellaneous: Today, I found my diary on my mother's nightstand. Bookmarked....

By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 06:07 - United States - Cottonwood

Today, I found my diary on my mother's nightstand. Bookmarked. FML

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By Emptyspace - 25/06/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I found my long lost diary and curiously read it. What's worse than finding out that your mother read your diary? Finding out that your mother wrote comments in it. FML

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By idefka - 08/04/2017 02:00

Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2013 06:17 - United States - Roseville

Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML

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By ughh - 22/11/2011 13:22 - United States

Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2012 04:19 - United States - La Crosse

Today, I found one of my mom's old diaries that dated back to my infant days. I couldn't help but read a little. I'm now in great concern over how many times my mom wrote that she wanted to dunk me in the toilet or throw me against a wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2020 05:01 - United States - Lake Butler

Today, I panicked when I realized two of my diaries were missing. I turned the house upside down, and found them in the guest room, tucked away in a dresser drawer. My only visitor in the last six months was my mom. I’m 37 years old. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2012 19:30 - United States - Long Beach

Today, feeling very distant from my daughter recently, I decided to sneak a peek in her diary to see what was on her mind. The book was apparently one of those that play the sound of a woman screaming when opened improperly, and alerted everyone in the house to my actions. FML

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By ugh - 05/06/2010 23:49 - Canada

Today, my dad found and read my diary. Most of the entries were about how my father didn't respect my privacy. Then he phoned my aunt and read her passages from it. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2012 02:47 - United States - Killington

Today, I found my childhood diary stashed in a box in the attic. I flipped to the last page and noticed a little note written by my now deceased father. It read, "Well son, this diary proves that you're a whiny asshole - Dad." Thanks Dad, from beyond the grave. FML

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By stupid - 26/05/2015 06:54 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I lost a book. I'd used my credit card as a bookmark. FML

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amirawrx 8

Monday 24 December 2012 13:05

Take it back and write something about 'a big secret' and see how long it takes for your mum to ask you about it.

Potato_Pi 7

Monday 24 December 2012 13:04

Talk to her about respecting your privacy

Comments

bobeattaco 5

Monday 24 December 2012 18:45

This isn't gossip girl? Oh sorry honey/

carminecris89 13

Monday 24 December 2012 19:15

Take it back. You need to say something too. That's seriously messed up.

naturalbadassnba 11

Monday 24 December 2012 19:28

Perhaps she did not know it was your diary, and just thought it was a very sad, handwriten book. (From the movie bridesmaids) hahaha

ryggsekk 8

Monday 24 December 2012 19:45

Burn the diary. Decapitate a dog, put the head in the night stand and throw the body at her when she finds the head. That will show her. Film the reaction and post it on facebook, call it "mom scared straight." This should be the definition of; taking shit too far.

buddy51 23

Monday 24 December 2012 20:15

Marked the hot parts for "later"!! Some special mom-time coming up!!

bloodangel494 1

Monday 24 December 2012 20:16

don't keep a diary, problem solved.

barronterrier 3

Monday 24 December 2012 20:18

It's your own fault for not keeping it locked up!

sugoine 12

Monday 24 December 2012 21:03

Hide it better. When I was teenager, I never had a diary, because I had no privacy from my parents, especially my mom

Ally156 5

Monday 24 December 2012 22:24

i keep a journal thank god my mum doesnt do that.

Monkcoon 7

Monday 24 December 2012 23:00

Take it back, and start writing about you fighting wiht a girl in your school. after a few months write down that you ended up killing her and buried her in the backyard. The day before you do that dig in the backyard late at night. Watch her freak out and laugh.