By divorce? i think so - 21/07/2012 02:12 - Canada - Markham

Today, I found my husband's journal, and along with it the real reason he took so long to show up to our wedding rehearsals last year. According to the journal, it was because he was too busy wooing a married mother of five and sticking his "slut-banger all up in that fat booty." FML
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lucasg63 2

An he's dumb enough to write that in his journal?

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Nightwing98 22

What a ****-banger.

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wpolo02 7

That's why you don't read other people's diaries.

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herpface 2

This is obviously not true: 1. Men keep journals are not attracted to women 2. Jackasses who use phrases like "sticking his ****-banger up her fat booty" are generally not the marrying type 3. Who puts shit like that in their diaries?! That's right, nobody Sorry, OP. You're lying

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DaSandman 9

don't read your husband's journal... it's not cricket

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cat1230 4

It's a little weird that a man keeps a journal.

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noisebox 1

You probably already know he's a back door man by now right ? ( butt you can't blame him for being a back door man)!

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WannaBAsian 0

and for this I give you all the feels

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SomeDeadRabbits 8

I bet my left nut that he wrote that in there to test your respect of privacy. And you failed that test.

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CaBur 5

HAHAHAHAHA!!!...****-banger, I have to remember that one.

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Tressa1982 18

A journal!? Lol dumb ass.. Divorce him and let him know how it feels to have a banger up his ass!

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