Miscellaneous: Today, I found my husband's journal, and along with it the real...

By divorce? i think so - 21/07/2012 02:12 - Canada - Markham

Today, I found my husband's journal, and along with it the real reason he took so long to show up to our wedding rehearsals last year. According to the journal, it was because he was too busy wooing a married mother of five and sticking his "slut-banger all up in that fat booty." FML

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By smashleighfig - 08/03/2010 05:14 - France

Today, I found out my husband of 10 years has a online blog. Excited to read about myself, I began skimming, only to find out that every entry is him explaining how he let his "soulmate" walk away 9 years ago because of his "previous commitment" and how he regrets it every day. FML

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By S. Tucker - 07/06/2011 09:28 - United States

Today, I learned how unhappy my husband is in our marriage. Apparently he also can't find a good woman. We didn't have a heart-to-heart, I read his woes in a blog. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2013 17:30 - Germany - K?ln

Today, my husband showed up late to my mother's funeral. He swaggered in, happily finishing off a half-eaten taco. His excuse for why he was so cheerful: "She was an in-law, honey." Good to know I married a piece of shit in disguise. FML

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By Worriedashell - 13/12/2022 12:00

Today, my husband said he was going to get errands. According to his job’s Instagram page which I follow, he was actually at his work Christmas formal. He never invited me. That’s not all. I also found his wedding band in the bathroom sink. Very close to the drain. FML

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By WhatTheBleep - 09/04/2011 04:02 - United States

Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML

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By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2013 16:41 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, it's my fifth wedding anniversary. My wife bailed on the romantic dinner that I arranged in favor of running off with her friends. Their big event: an amateur Fight Club event they'd decided to stage in an abandoned parking lot. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2016 13:40 - Belgium - Ieper

Today, I realised what kind of man I married when I finally shelved his book, "Getting Things Done", still untouched 3 months after buying it. FML

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By Bridget - 06/05/2012 18:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML

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By -__- - 27/12/2013 21:49 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I discovered the real reason my husband was distraught last week and has been acting moodily ever since. An attractive girl he was secretly having sex chats with online confessed to him that "she" was actually a guy. FML

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lucasg63 2

Saturday 21 July 2012 6:32

An he's dumb enough to write that in his journal?

Nightwing98 22

Saturday 21 July 2012 6:32

What a ****-banger.

Comments

loverainyday 0

Saturday 21 July 2012 17:13

Was it ur maid of honor? Man that stinks for :*

loverainyday 0

Saturday 21 July 2012 17:17

Man wat man keeps a journal?!?!

akiahara 14

Saturday 21 July 2012 17:31

real winner you have there... and who says "****-banger"?

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 21 July 2012 17:57

Keep the journal, make copies of the incriminating pages and use it against when you plan on divorcing him. Let him woo that ***** all he wants after you leave.

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 21 July 2012 18:03

I will answer why I assume some keep journals: Over time, memories (even important ones) lose certain details over the years. You just forget. So by writing them down, including how you felt, all the details, you can reminisce and relive those memories. Therefore, OP's ***** of a husband probably sneaks a peek at his journal to relieve his encounter with a slutty mom of 5. OP, to Hell with his cheating ass! I am sorry. It sucks about the hurt and the betrayal, but you deserve better than a **** banger for a husband.

Kingbreezy04 10

Saturday 21 July 2012 18:06

That sucks OP. But I'm sorry **** banger in that fat booty is a classic line. But yeah divorce his ass.

RetardedPotato 6

Saturday 21 July 2012 18:29

You deserve it. I hope your husband divorces you.

katiebrynn 2

Saturday 21 July 2012 20:03

He sounds like a real winner dump his ass!

jessughka 10

Saturday 21 July 2012 22:21

Please, please divorce him. That's just awful to do to someone, and to describe it like an immature prick bragging. Disgusting. Try your best to not let him talk you out of it.