By Jorgina226 - 11/08/2010 16:33 - United States

Today, I found my old sewing machine I got when I was a kid. I never used it before, because when I was younger, I was afraid I might sew my fingers. Laughing at myself, I decided to sew up an old bag. I sewed my thumb. FML
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nerdsgetmehot 22

Having had extensive sewing experience, I know that it takes a lot of recklessness to achieve the task of sewing your fingers. I'm sorry, but you were most likely being pretty careless...Hopefully you've learned to be a bit more careful!

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rob935 5

I agree with 3. I have done a lot of sewing in my life and have never managed to do anything so stupid. YDI for being retarded. And to think, you were the fastest sperm!

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justsayfuck 5

Honest curiosity here: Does 'I decided to sew up an old bag' have any sexual connotation for Americans or British? Or for any other nationalities once tranlated?

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

No, not sexual. "Old Bag" is a derogatory phrase for a woman who is getting on in years, though...

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

*You *taken *end of the sentence needs a period.

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

*usernames don't count *ironic/satirical in nature *just run with it :P

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justsayfuck 5

Okay thank you :) I could read it, as a Dutch, as 'I decided to **** a grandma'. Didn't see any obvious reactions to that, so I was wondering.

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

if it meant that in English, I'd have said "YDI for being a GILF-hunter"

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zackkmann21 0

u should have took sewing lessons

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SiLeNt_MiNd 0

Lol Don't cook with sharp knives xP

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littlexlion 4

Totally agree with #7 and #3. You must have been careless, too fast, or both, or something idiotic. YDI

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yamiibaybee 0

- hmm thumbs up OP.! x]

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BrookieMonster 0

Oh wow, that sucks :/ That's why you always follow the #1 rule my Home Ec. teacher put up: "Watch your damn fingers, the ER sees enough stupid people per day as it is."

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