By Jorgina226 - 11/08/2010 16:33 - United States

Today, I found my old sewing machine I got when I was a kid. I never used it before, because when I was younger, I was afraid I might sew my fingers. Laughing at myself, I decided to sew up an old bag. I sewed my thumb. FML
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nerdsgetmehot 22

Having had extensive sewing experience, I know that it takes a lot of recklessness to achieve the task of sewing your fingers. I'm sorry, but you were most likely being pretty careless...Hopefully you've learned to be a bit more careful!

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rob935 5

I agree with 3. I have done a lot of sewing in my life and have never managed to do anything so stupid. YDI for being retarded. And to think, you were the fastest sperm!

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christyxoxo 8

ironic isn't it, op? that must've hurt really bad :/

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mR_StAtiiC 0

Ydi for not keeping your childhood fear. :)

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EvilDave 13

LoL..waitwhu... How did you do that?

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ChinnuWoW 0

lol your like a simpson... very smart when your young but then you get really dumb.

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Bieberbabe89 0

Omg. I thought it said screwing!! that would be an odd gift to give to kid. well . . . fyl.

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lovesoftball7 0

tht sucks but YDI for being dumb and not careful!!!!

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diabeticgirl 0

having a sewing machine and hand stitching you can't do that only if your hand stitching smart one

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