Love: Today, I found my sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list...

By he's mine - 14/11/2012 07:46 - United Kingdom - Harpenden

Today, I found my sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of my ex-boyfriends. And my fiancé. We're getting married in three weeks. FML

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By uetlqdja - 21/05/2011 15:31 - United States

Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

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By Rage - 08/10/2009 17:31 - United States

Today, while working on my girlfriend of three years' computer I found a file called 'My future wedding'. I assumed it was very old and decided to look through it. Of the list of 5 potential grooms I was not one of them. This didn't bother me until I saw that it had last been edited two days ago. FML

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By still together - 28/08/2013 17:47 - United States - Keansburg

Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML

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Copycat

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Nuneaton

Today, I found out that my fiancé's sister, who only got engaged a couple of months ago, is getting married before us. I wouldn't have a problem with this if she wasn't planning her wedding to be exactly like ours will be. FML

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WTF Mom?

By Random - 31/01/2012 14:41 - United States

Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML

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By Username - 29/05/2019 12:15

Today, my brother announced his engagement. I'm going to be the Maid of Honor. My ex, who told me after five years of dating that he didn't believe in marriage, is going to be the Best Man. I get to walk down the aisle with him. FML

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Plot twist

By Anonymous - 05/11/2012 11:36 - United States

Today, I overheard my mom talking on the phone with my sister about how much they hate my fiancé. My wedding is in two weeks and my family has been pretending to like my future husband for three years. FML

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Scheming

By Blood aint shhh - 03/07/2023 12:00

Today, I was supposed to get married. Instead, my sister made up a story about me cheating on my fiancé at the bachelorette party. He bought it and dumped me, despite there being no evidence of this. Turns out it was all a plan because they were secretly seeing each other for months. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 03:25 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, my sister shaved a chunk of my hair off while I was sleeping. I'm getting married in three days. FML

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Shelve your plans

By anon17 - 18/03/2010 13:49 - United States

Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML

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CrassKal 27

Wednesday 14 November 2012 15:43

Somebody needs to get her own life.

EyesofStone 27

Wednesday 14 November 2012 15:46

How old is she? If she's young, it's understandable that she would like the people you dated... Might even be taken as flattering.

Comments

darkhakai 18

Thursday 15 November 2012 2:47

But it's so much easier to find a man when they're brought to you! She's just leaving it up to you to cut the hassle of filtering out the psychos.

AcieMcG 21

Thursday 15 November 2012 13:16

If your sister is Pippa I'd be worried.

JRad86 0

Thursday 15 November 2012 14:45

Why get worked up about it? He's still marrying you, right? She's not going to "steal him away" unless he wants to be stolen.

mimi809o 21

Thursday 15 November 2012 15:54

In a way it's kind of saying that you have good taste in men; sort of a compliment!

eilatan88 11

Saturday 17 November 2012 5:55

It was probably a wedding book she made for you

heavenleigh85 5

Wednesday 26 December 2012 8:16

Sounds like a recipe for disaster ...talk to her I'm willing to bet she's screwing him already.

ilovera 7

Saturday 19 January 2013 9:59

Maybe your sisters making a wedding book for you...

Nessa462 7

Thursday 1 May 2014 10:55

So, I get the need for a wedding book if you're the one to be married, I guess. But what the hell is a wedding book in this instance? Like did OP mean a diary, where her sister is documenting the names of future husbands?