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By yay! - 08/11/2010 06:07 - United States

Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML

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By StupidApple - 25/05/2011 00:02

Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML

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By payne - 04/01/2010 21:07 - United States

Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML

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By n0taplumber - 16/11/2010 03:25 - United States

Today, I reached in between the couch cushions to see if my iPod had slipped in there. I didn't find my iPod, but I did find an old utility knife blade. With my fingers. FML

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By crappygirlfriend - 10/01/2010 07:59 - United States

Today, I was trying to show my boyfriend how to shake my iPod to shuffle songs. When I went to shake it, it flew out of my hand and hit him in the face. FML

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By MsGlaDos - 12/06/2013 21:45 - United States - Austin

Today, I accidentally left some music playing on my iPad, then left to do some errands. When I came back, I found it smashed into a million pieces. Apparently, grandpa couldn't find any other way to "shut off that goddamn music." FML

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By john r.t. - 10/11/2012 00:30 - United States - Eagle Pass

Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML

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By bubbles - 12/10/2009 05:36 - United States

Today, I was taking a bubble bath, and had my iPod touch on the side of my bathtub so I could listen to my music. My dog walked up to the side of the tub, looked me in the eye, and nudged my iPod into the water. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 14:45 - Norway

Today, my 3 year old kid wanted to do something nice. I told him he could pick up some of his toys. He washed my new Iphone instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2011 01:15 - United States

Today, my dad bought a one hundred dollar collectible light-saber. He plays with it. In the front yard. With sound effects. FML

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By d4rkxf0x - 22/07/2014 15:54 - United States - Lindale

Today, I found the iPod touch that my mother claimed was stolen at the mall a few years ago, lying on her bed, still logged in to her Facebook. Thanks, mom. FML

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marinus_fml 19

Monday 8 November 2010 11:51

YDI for making your own sound effects. The app does that for you!

timskiii 0

Monday 8 November 2010 12:02

... so you should buy another one and duel?

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jayemdoubleyou 1

Monday 8 November 2010 14:35

Who won, you or the cat?

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Monday 8 November 2010 14:39

I see nothing wrong with this.

jessbobessy09 0

Monday 8 November 2010 14:40

uh...how old are you?

spanelli 16

Monday 8 November 2010 16:01

Old enough to have a kid, obviously.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Monday 8 November 2010 17:07

#48 No one is ever too old for Star Wars!

shortstuff9519 0

Monday 8 November 2010 14:57

wow ur stupid don't u know it has it's own sound effects

Mikichi888 0

Monday 8 November 2010 15:13

oh wow lmao that must have been an epic moment for your son

vashthestampede 0

Monday 8 November 2010 15:32

WHAHAHA!!

mouxouxou 11

Monday 8 November 2010 15:32

Oh,moms those days.....!

evilcartman 0

Monday 8 November 2010 15:40

get a hobby..please

rommie_fml 0

Monday 8 November 2010 15:57

funniest thing is that the lightsaber app makes the noises..... E P I C F A I L !!!!!!

alexFYL 11

Monday 8 November 2010 16:03

how did this get past the moderation voting? this is boring and not a fml.

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