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By yay! - 08/11/2010 06:07 - United States

Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML

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By StupidApple - 25/05/2011 00:02

Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML

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By payne - 04/01/2010 21:07 - United States

Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML

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By n0taplumber - 16/11/2010 03:25 - United States

Today, I reached in between the couch cushions to see if my iPod had slipped in there. I didn't find my iPod, but I did find an old utility knife blade. With my fingers. FML

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By crappygirlfriend - 10/01/2010 07:59 - United States

Today, I was trying to show my boyfriend how to shake my iPod to shuffle songs. When I went to shake it, it flew out of my hand and hit him in the face. FML

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By MsGlaDos - 12/06/2013 21:45 - United States - Austin

Today, I accidentally left some music playing on my iPad, then left to do some errands. When I came back, I found it smashed into a million pieces. Apparently, grandpa couldn't find any other way to "shut off that goddamn music." FML

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By john r.t. - 10/11/2012 00:30 - United States - Eagle Pass

Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML

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By bubbles - 12/10/2009 05:36 - United States

Today, I was taking a bubble bath, and had my iPod touch on the side of my bathtub so I could listen to my music. My dog walked up to the side of the tub, looked me in the eye, and nudged my iPod into the water. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 14:45 - Norway

Today, my 3 year old kid wanted to do something nice. I told him he could pick up some of his toys. He washed my new Iphone instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2011 01:15 - United States

Today, my dad bought a one hundred dollar collectible light-saber. He plays with it. In the front yard. With sound effects. FML

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By d4rkxf0x - 22/07/2014 15:54 - United States - Lindale

Today, I found the iPod touch that my mother claimed was stolen at the mall a few years ago, lying on her bed, still logged in to her Facebook. Thanks, mom. FML

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marinus_fml 19

Monday 8 November 2010 11:51

YDI for making your own sound effects. The app does that for you!

timskiii 0

Monday 8 November 2010 12:02

... so you should buy another one and duel?

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ILuvvHay22 0

Monday 30 May 2011 18:37

Hahaha wow... That's really sad. jw, are you my mom.? bc that sounds like something she would do with my little bro's iPod.... lol

ILoveDaWorld 5

Wednesday 15 June 2011 19:09

ohh come on 1 it's ok for parent to have some fun messing around with a light saber

EmilyFelton98 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 1:19

LMAO I Just Died Of Laughter... Did you have the sound on ?

raspackman 0

Friday 8 July 2011 9:21

you're ashamed of that? I do that all the time. I even use the igunlite app

ElephanteBear 0

Monday 15 August 2011 18:17

Man I wish my mom would do that...

suxs4ulol 22

Sunday 20 November 2011 9:11

tht sound fun

houseofhate0 3

Wednesday 4 January 2012 13:50

Atleast she didn't find **** on the iphone

katieismyname 2

Tuesday 27 March 2012 20:17

How can you eff your life when you clearly don't have one.

doglover100 28

Wednesday 21 November 2012 14:29

Haha. Who won?

Bloodangel456 12

Saturday 26 January 2013 23:01

I Don't know what's worse. What happened to OP, or that as soon as I saw this I went straight to the App Store and got a light-sabre app

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