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By colorblind - 05/07/2009 21:49 - United States

Today, I found one of those online color blindness tests where you have to distinguish a colored number from the pattern. Not being able to, I spent hundreds of dollars on medical tests to discover that the pattern online was a joke. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2013 04:51 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I failed hard at a color test. I thought it was a joke because most of the colors looked the same to me. Now I know why people laugh at my clothes color choices. FML

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By RainbowSuck - 07/02/2017 16:00 - Canada

Today, after passing various interviews and tests, I was given a great job pending a pre-employment medical test. Now I'm jobless and colorblind. FML

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By Blinkin - 08/09/2021 02:00

Today, I recently woke up colourblind and so far no doctor or surgeon can tell me why. I'm a graphic designer, I went to university and put years of practise into this specific skill set, I need to see in colour or this could cost me my job and ruin my career prospects. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2022 02:00

Today, I spent 16 minutes doing a “free” IQ test. I then found out you had to pay, and then spent another 20 on another. Now I feel dumb. FML

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By shuahwan - 09/08/2015 05:46 - New Zealand

Today, to settle a bet with a friend, I took an online IQ test twice. The first time, I chose answers at random without reading the questions. The second time, I took it for real. I got a higher score from the random selections than from my serious attempt. FML

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By Colormered - 12/01/2010 15:08 - France

Today, I spent all day organizing a list of electronic parts for my boss. I found the easiest way was to color problem parts in the spreadsheet red and okay parts green. After I finished at the end of the day, I found out my boss is red-green colorblind. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2015 03:29 - United States - Panora

Today, I took an online IQ test, even though I knew they give everyone unrealistically high scores. My score was 73. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2025 18:00 - United States

Today, I failed a Rorschach test. How do you fail a Rorschach test? WTF. FML

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By God,NotAgain,Please - 15/04/2017 19:00 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, I re-sat an expensive exam I'd flunked 6 months previously. The same impossible multiple choice questions appeared, which I'd been unable to find the answers to, even with all my textbooks and the internet. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2020 08:08

Today, I found out a test I need to see if I need surgery on my gallbladder costs more than my pay check, even with insurance. FML

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pet_virus 0

Monday 6 July 2009 1:42

Why didn't you just get a friend to take the test as well? YDI

Hellcrapdamn 0

Monday 6 July 2009 1:45

Wow. You're ****** dumb. Wanna buy a bridge?

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theoffkid 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 6:19

YDI It's from the internet.

xFusionBluex 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 12:38

might I suggest finding another couple hundred and get that brain checked also?

AnnaT24 2

Tuesday 7 July 2009 13:01

AAAAAAAAA HAHAHHAHAHAAHAH I am sorry that is so so funny hahahhaahahahahahaah

pkfit 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 16:37

womans cant be colorblind, gnetics so YDI

medfly 2

Wednesday 8 July 2009 11:37

women can be colourblind, it is just less common than men being colourblind.

Kar98 6

Tuesday 7 July 2009 19:24

Bullcrap. Nonsense. If you have to make up things, make up something that's at least plausible. Plausible to anybody over the age of 12, that is.

_Noon_ 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 20:06

I don't believe this one.

cLaAaNdEsTiNe 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 1:27

#146, women can be colorblind; my mom is

BGarden 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 3:55

You're a dumbass.

medfly 2

Wednesday 8 July 2009 11:33

I think it's fake because the OP mentions spending hundreds of dollars on medical tests, it is an incredibly cheap test.

ObadiahtheSlim 2

Wednesday 8 July 2009 14:49

Sounds fake. Its a cheap test. Hell its required in some states to get a driver's license.

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