Miscellaneous: Today, I found out a friend of mine likes me. It wasn't by a...

By Anonymous - 28/01/2010 08:09 - United States

Today, I found out a friend of mine likes me. It wasn't by a cute gesture like a sweet little note, or a beautiful heartfelt confession like you might expect. He sprang at my boyfriend and choked him (while I strained to pull him off). Right during the middle of our 60+ student populated class. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2017 03:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I learned that one of my friends is in love with me. How did I find out? A punch to the face from the boy she's supposed to be in a relationship with, for "coaxing her away" from him. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2016 13:20 - United States - Lynchburg

Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML

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By zitroskies - 07/10/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, I was walking out of class when I saw a girl enthusiastically run to her boyfriend, jump on him, and smother him with kisses. I thought to myself "I wish my girlfriend did that." When the girl jumped off and turned around I realized she did, just not to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2013 20:25 - Canada - Dollard-des-ormeaux

Today, I went with my boyfriend to his church youth group for the first time. I found out a girl there likes him, when she decided to pull me off him while we were hugging, and take my place. FML

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Bad guy

By sweetsixteenyay - 25/06/2015 19:16 - United Kingdom - Caerphilly

Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML

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By NotCuteEnough - 24/08/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML

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By fail - 18/08/2013 04:41 - United States

Today, I found out yet another of my guy friends liked me. I posted that I just wanted a guy friend that had absolutely no romantic feelings for me. My crush volunteered. FML

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By JG - 10/05/2012 11:48 - United States - Melbourne

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML

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What a coinkydink

By Anonymous - 06/12/2020 22:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML

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Drugs, not hugs

By Anonymous - 26/08/2019 12:01 - United Kingdom - London

Today, in a crowded hallway, I saw the guy I fancy standing in front of me, with his arms open wide. Thinking he wanted to hug me, I wrapped my arms around him and stepped back. He looked at me like I was nuts. I then realised he was trying to hug the girl next to me. FML

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Thursday 28 January 2010 16:06

That's what I'd call tough love.

Sekococo 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 16:09

Dominace in love is a strong thing :D did you go out with the winner?

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mzhonesty 0

Friday 29 January 2010 15:37

You're going to need to talk to your friend. Chances are that he knows something that you don't know...if there seems to be no problem, file for a restraining order.

Beast1226 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 0:01

HA! I would have laughed my ass off!

benhamean 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 5:02

that's a great way to show your love for someone! I would do that.

EveryDayJackAss 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 9:21

gonna need Dr.Phil for this one

supposethat 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 2:21

Suppose that your boyfriend is cheating on you, and talks behind your back about how he only wishes to get laid, and doesn't give a shit about you. Suppose that he told your friend all this, laughing at the fact that he has you blinded with love and that you wouldn't believe your friend. Your friend goes to tell you all this, but you just think he's jealous. For weeks, this goes on. He treats your friend like shit behind his back and emphasizes the fact that he has the girl and your friend doesn't. Your friend, who truly cares about you, is enraged and can't take it anymore.

jmcr 27

Thursday 28 November 2013 16:16

Youre only speculating this there is a chance he could be crazy too there is too little info to say either way and even if you are right her friend is going way too far

Havokgurl18 3

Tuesday 2 February 2010 21:12

I want to know what happened afterwards

fmldude5 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 3:16

I would say that that friend of yours is very heroic. In my opinion dump the current dude for your friend because he sure showed more than enough feelings for you. Although choking a guy might be a little nutz but still!

LeverPuller 5

Tuesday 9 February 2010 3:39

Not really. At all. This is only the stupidest idea ever. If my friend were to attack my boyfriend without any prior warning, I'd be livid. And probably wouldn't talk to said friend again, because he's most likely a raving lunatic. He was probably just being a jealous bitch, so he decided trying to take out the boyfriend would be the best idea to get with the girl. Which means he also lacks common intelligence and has issues.