By Anonymous - 28/01/2010 08:09 - United States

Today, I found out a friend of mine likes me. It wasn't by a cute gesture like a sweet little note, or a beautiful heartfelt confession like you might expect. He sprang at my boyfriend and choked him (while I strained to pull him off). Right during the middle of our 60+ student populated class. FML
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Sekococo 0

Dominace in love is a strong thing :D did you go out with the winner?

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harmonyGT 0

Look on the bright side, maybe your boyfriend discovered he actually likes being choked, opening up the possibility for a really kinky threesome in the future. But yeah, that kinda sucks.

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EBill 0

FML doesn't have enough functionality...there is no way for me to express how hilarious this is.

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Keeper88 0

YOU TOO CLOSE MAN, YOU TOO CLOSE lmao Dave Chappelle FTW

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ant123 0

wow that mist of been the talk of the school for a wile suckss

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Malinkrot 3

Mark Wahlberg did the exact same thing in the movie Fear...

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strawberry6826 0

holy freakin shit FYL talk about embarassment.

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blastvortex 3

Well, either he likes you or is unswervingly loyal. Either way, you don't have to make friends if you don't want to. It's called life. Sure you're embarrassed, but these things happen. This is merely average. You're on the wrong site.

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ziqi92 0

holy shit. either ur bf has been a douche in some way u dont know about yet or hes a crazy guy who will kill u if u ever went out with him and then left him. :O

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