By Username - 21/08/2011 09:59 - United States

Spicy
Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML
I agree, your life sucks 64 932
You deserved it 7 928

Same thing different taste

Top comments

bryyxoo 0

Real vaginas are better than fake boobs

IndiRae 9

I disagree. Most people who go to the gynecologist have 'issues'. What gynecologist can honestly say that they're glad to go to work to examine a bunch of strangers vaginas, examinations that usually start with "It started itching" "There's this weird bump" or even "No I didn't catch his name".

Comments

yamatelle 19

Ah great idea, but I'm not too sure if Lady Speed Stick will work it's wonders on a blue waffle. She needs something stronger like Secret or a Dove Go Fresh.

ummm im just curious but..... what exactly does a "weird ******" look like?

KiddNYC1O 20

Exactly. They're all weird-looking in their own way.

I'm thinking maybe very asymmetrical lips, or unusual proportions. Still, there's no need for him to be so insensitive about it.

an old man in a nice hat. That's what a weird ****** looks like.

an old man in a nice hat. That's what a weird ****** looks like.

Alexunited1212 2

283 - or if the ****** runs horizontally instead of vertically on a woman's body.

every1luvsvag 10
aFatFuck 0
iAintEvenMad 0

4 memes in a row. AWWWW YEAAAAAA.

stroudie94 9

You should probaly get that checked out.

aznpiboy24 5
tatayannmermen 3

Is that how you met him, he was your doctor?

I'd say no being that he thinks it is the worst he has ever seen. Had he seen it in his office, probably could have avoided this whole situation.

potsie10 4

time to give it a remodel. He's a gynegologist and he says its grose them it must be cause you know.he's.seen some bad ones in his time.

KiddNYC1O 20

God, I hope that's auto-correct...

So this little boy is getting a shower with his grandmother: "Grandma, what is that?" he says while pointing to her crouch. "that's my beaver", she says. A week later he's getting a shower with mom: " Mom, what is that?" Mom says, "that's my beaver." He says, "oh, grandma has one too, but I think it's dead cause it's tongue is hanging out." :)

Oh, for the love of all that is holy... You make me want to quit FML. Thanks! |the kid|

...the **** that is so ******* nasty the more you think about it, the worse it gets.