Intimacy: Today, I found out first-hand that the most horrifying sight...

By Anonymous - 12/12/2014 16:02 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I found out first-hand that the most horrifying sight you can ever witness is two morbidly obese people getting nasty with each other in a dance club's run-down, public restroom. FML

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By At least I'm trying - 26/08/2023 20:00

Today, one of my worst nightmares as an overweight woman came true. My boyfriend showed me a video someone had recorded of us exercising together, and who was mocking my weight the entire time. FML

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By Creepedout - 19/11/2015 03:26 - United States - Wilson

Today, an obese man decided it was okay to share a urinal with me. FML

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Let it all out

By Vomitron - 02/04/2021 00:30

Today, I spent an hour and twenty minutes throwing up at a toilet from a shopping mall because I ate rotten food without realizing it. At least during that time I made two new friends, a gay couple who were making out in the next toilet cubicle. FML

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You deserved it 124

By bathroomseww - 12/05/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, I went out to a nice restaurant for my friend's birthday. I went to the bathroom and heard the woman in the other stall crying. She couldn't pull her underwear up over her obese, old-lady ass because her arms don't reach that far anymore. I was the only one there. I had no choice. FML

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By whipplewhip - 30/06/2013 04:21 - United States

Today, my husband and I were at the mall, and decided to have a snack at the food court. As we ate, an obese woman squeezed past our table, butt facing us. Just when her ass-cheeks slid past our heads, she let out a horrific fart that my father would be proud of. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2012 12:08 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I walked into a public restroom to find that they had set up a free health clinic for the homeless; by that I mean that I found one bum inspecting and cleaning the infected, bloody genitals of another bum. FML

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PTSD

By I have Flashbacks Now - 10/11/2016 21:15 - United States - Woonsocket

Today, while going to the mall, I witnessed the horror of someone sneezing and shitting themselves at the same time. FML

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You deserved it 911

By not a shitty situation so fuck you - 24/06/2016 22:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, in a public toilet, I got to experience a guy high out of his mind kicking in my locked stall door and puking all over me. FML

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You deserved it 773

Gassed

By Anonymous - 20/07/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I went clubbing. A girl I was dancing with leaned in with a disgusted expression and said, "God, it stinks! Someone keeps farting… I swear they've got IBS." It was me. I have IBS. I was farting. FML

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Pleased to meet you

By Anonymous - 11/11/2022 22:00

Today, I answered the door at my boyfriend's house to an obese woman, who looked and smelled homeless, and rudely tried to barge past me to get inside. I told her to get out or I’d call the police. My boyfriend behind me saw this disgusting woman and said those two awful words: “Hi Mom.” FML

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PenguinBitch 43

Saturday 13 December 2014 0:44

Give them a few seconds, they'll run out of breath.

ThePols 11

Saturday 13 December 2014 0:57

I think this would be nasty on its own, regardless of their weight. But that's just me.

Comments

demonfacee 14

Saturday 13 December 2014 6:09

So sorry you had to see that.

cbroady0529 9

Saturday 13 December 2014 6:23

Not FAT PEOPLE!!! Oh GOD, how DARE they have sex lives. I mean, obviously if the couple would have been what you consider physically attractive it would have been no big deal to have sex in a club bathroom, but FAT PEOPLE??!? Gross!!

terrorwatt 18

Saturday 13 December 2014 6:51

#53, being an asexual, seeing anyone get it on right in front of me would disgust me. These two people happened to be obese. Calm down.

PennyLane27 32

Saturday 13 December 2014 10:10

EXACTLY, 53!!!! All the rudeness on here makes me sad! Most of the comments are about the people's weight, not the act itself. Now the club bathroom part is gross. But Everyone poking at their weight is REALLY childish and disheartening.

DogeMan 14

Saturday 13 December 2014 7:13

Things u can't unsee

nekminnet 13

Saturday 13 December 2014 9:00

Well isn't it nice that you all believe that people that are obese don't have the right to find love in a bathroom just like all the skinny people.

terrorwatt 18

Saturday 13 December 2014 10:19

OP here, I am stupid for not expecting that the comments would be filled with rude fat shaming remarks. I myself am not a fatphobe. I think it would be best if the comment section is closed on this one.

luceeloo 10

Saturday 13 December 2014 10:40

Why wouldn't it be filled with rude, fat-shaming remarks? You initiated it by using the terms "horrifying sight" and "morbidly obese" together in the same sentence. That's an open invitation for the type of comments that followed.