By Anonymous - 12/12/2014 16:02 - United States - Anchorage

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Today, I found out first-hand that the most horrifying sight you can ever witness is two morbidly obese people getting nasty with each other in a dance club's run-down, public restroom. FML
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PenguinBitch 43

Give them a few seconds, they'll run out of breath.

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ThePols 11

I think this would be nasty on its own, regardless of their weight. But that's just me.

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EvilLittleMan 23

Well you are in Alaska. Maybe these two blobs of flesh were beached whales.

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thinblue32 15

First sumo match you've been to I see. Lol

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ThePols 11

I think this would be nasty on its own, regardless of their weight. But that's just me.

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JuzReading 23

Did you then proceed to get down on your knees and demand why the gods above hate you?

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Ihavegas 22

fat people need love too!! hater!!

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LadyDerps 10

#19 The point is that people are blowing up the fact that they're fat. Skinny or average sized people getting freaky in public is just as disturbing.

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Echoa21 18

But it'd be more fun to watch the skinnier people...

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j_cat187 19

I can imagine the sound was a mix between a wet whoopie cushion and emptying the remnents of an old plastic ketchup container.

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Clioo_fml 17

I've now got the visuals AND the audio for this scene down. Thanks!

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tdawg91 17

Thanks to you, everyone on this very silent train is staring at me because I literally laughed out loud

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RA91 26

#41!! That's priceless!!!

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RA91 26

I have to agree with 26!! Was that really necessary?! But still, it was so funny!!

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Parvati48 15

Lol! XD That's funny but terrible at the same time.

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patrickalamo 47

Little did you know the cover charge came with a floor show.

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Steve95401 49

You will NEVER. be unable to see unsee that image. Never.

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captainsmegma 12

Big or small who doesn't like hot nasty sex in a rundown public restroom?

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