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By Anonymous - 15/04/2016 20:18 - United States

Today, I found out how acidic some of the chemicals I work with are. After a chemical shower, minor burns, and having to throw away my clothes due to a biohazard, I had the pleasure of running across the parking lot to my car, wearing only a lab coat around my waist. FML

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By microtech - 13/12/2011 17:33 - United States

Today, at the microbiology lab, I discovered that the guy who took the shift before me didn't sterilize the work space very well. I am now blowing chunks from both ends from a very nasty strain of E. Coli. My company blames me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2011 20:23 - United States

Today, I had an allergic reaction to my deodorant. My armpits wouldn't stop itching, and by the time my shift was over, they were raw and bloody. FML

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By firefighter - 08/09/2009 22:10 - United States

Today, in Chem, I was chosen to hold the fire extinguisher just in case something happened while showing how to blow up a dangerous chemical. My teacher told me to spray if anything got out of control. He lit the fire and I freaked out and sprayed it. The entire wing of my school was evacuted. FML

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cheyennefresh 11

Saturday 16 April 2016 15:31

Why didn't you just wear the lab coat normally?

barfingcat21 18

Saturday 16 April 2016 15:23

Safety is important.

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PhoenixChick 26

Saturday 16 April 2016 23:22

Guys, "I found out..." means that you gained firsthand knowledge. It doesn't mean OP was blindly flailing around with no idea of what the chemicals did. It's a figure of speech. Just like "I found out just how heavy an elephant is when it stood on my foot." That doesn't mean you thought elephants were feather light before and were asking for trouble. It means something happened to really drive the point home directly through experience rather than intellectual knowledge.