Sex, Wanker and Intimacy: Today, I found out I'm allergic to my wife's new medicated handcream...

By Enanimus - 25/09/2015 18:45 - United States - Mountain View

Today, I found out I'm allergic to my wife's new medicated handcream after I came down with a nasty, itchy rash on my chest, stomach, cock, and balls. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2017 06:00

Today, I am violently allergic to my boyfriend's new hand cream. I know this because after last night's quickie on the sofa, I now have a rash all over my skin and weeping sores inside my vagina and around my bum hole. FML

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By Rashbeard - 05/01/2020 01:00

Today, I was eating out with my partner, and we decided to use the new lube we bought. Things went great until I later realized I was allergic to it and a large red rash spread all across my mouth and chin. It won't go away. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2016 20:36 - United States - Denver

Today, I got a new skin cream for my acne. I tested it on a small patch of skin just to make sure I wasn't allergic. I was, and the reaction didn't stay on that small patch of skin. My left arm is now almost entirely covered in a horrible rash. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2010 20:14 - Switzerland

Today, I found out I'm allergic to the pills my doctor prescribed for coughing, which I really need because I ripped a muscle in my stomach. Now my whole upper body is covered in a terrible itchy rash. I also found out it will last for at least another week. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2020 23:02

Today, I was rushed to the emergency room for severe facial rashes. My boyfriend and I then found out I'm allergic to seminal fluid. FML

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By swollenpenis - 25/01/2013 06:11 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I found out the hard way that I'm severely allergic to latex. FML

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By Unlucky - 19/12/2018 02:00 - United Kingdom - Bagworth

Today, I found out my ex gave me an STI. Today I also found out I'm allergic to the medication. FML

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By Jason Brazil - 20/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was woken up at 2 in the morning by my wife frantically saying something about her having scabies, and that I had to take her to the ER. It turned out to be eczema. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2013 04:23 - United States - Clarks Summit

Today, I had an allergy test. Not only was I allergic to 35 out of the 40 items, they also found out that I'm allergic to the latex gloves my doctor happened to be wearing. Now my entire back is covered in a rash that will last at least another week. FML

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By adamwilcockson - 18/09/2014 04:05 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I found out I'm allergic to bug repellent. So instead of having a couple of itchy bug bites, my skin feels like it's on fire and is violently itchy everywhere the repellent has touched. FML

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Saturday 26 September 2015 9:19

Hey at least your wife touches your balls!

MomentoMori 23

Saturday 26 September 2015 8:31

Now you need some medicated cream of your own. Good luck.

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 26 September 2015 11:04

Time to get allergies tested...hope you can find a solution and a new lotion for your wife to use OP

eamontoplease 6

Saturday 26 September 2015 11:20

Doesn't matter, hand sex.

trucker2 33

Saturday 26 September 2015 19:06

Matters now

cek727 16

Saturday 26 September 2015 11:41

The amount of people who are confused as to why /her/ hand cream caused a rash on /his/ genitals is appalling.

xx000o 27

Saturday 26 September 2015 12:26

Those fingers do like to roam.

ChopSuey444 20

Saturday 26 September 2015 12:55

The amount of "How did that happen?" comments has lessened my faith in the FML community.

uchihadesendent 14

Saturday 26 September 2015 13:45

That sucks getting anything on your **** and balls is bad enough but getting a rash on both at the same time? hope you find something and try some oatmeal and soaking in a bath tub of it it should make the urge to scratch go away for the most part as well as the inflammation.