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By Anonymous - 06/07/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, I found out I'm being evicted from my apartment on my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 07:30 - United States

Today, I'm being evicted from my apartment for not paying rent. My father is the on-site landlord, meaning I now have to move my stuff downstairs into his place, and hear every day how I'm a failure. FML

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By homeless - 14/12/2010 18:41 - United States

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By homelessagain - 18/02/2017 06:00 - United States - Lorain

Today, I found out, through Facebook, that my landlord hadn't been paying the mortgage on the house I'm renting from him. It's going into foreclosure. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2022 16:00

Today, after pointing out to my landlord that they have taken nearly $6k from me through illegal rent increases, I was evicted for the first time in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2019 07:00 - Vietnam - Hanoi

Today, it's my birthday and I had to work. My boss wished me a happy birthday, and then told me I was fired. FML

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By BirthdayBoy - 28/03/2015 03:42 - United States - Madison

Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML

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By damngurl - 10/12/2022 18:00

Today, I got fired. Yesterday was my birthday and I was told I was getting a promotion. FML

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By Dopeboyfresh71 - 19/12/2010 01:02 - United States

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML

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By LonelyMonkey - 12/11/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, I received an eviction notice taped to my door stating my landlord is selling his property and moving out of the country in 13 days. My landlord is my boyfriend. FML

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Richisme 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 3:08

Happy Birthday OP

Raleigh_bruh 7

Wednesday 7 July 2010 3:14

I'm sorry to tell you, but the world doesn't stop for you just because it's your birthday Op. Pay your rent.

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cupcake147 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 4:28

happy birthday anyways!

PhillyFox 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 4:33

Then you should've paid your rent. You think your birthday should be immune to reality? Think again.

imhowie 2

Wednesday 7 July 2010 4:37

YDI for not paying your rent.

usmcbunny 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 4:40

I really only feel bad if your landlord had to sell the property right away due to foreclosure or something. Otherwise, get a job/stop pissing your higher ups off

CrazyCatCookin 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 5:14

Oh I didn't think about that. Well then they deserve it for not renting from rich people. But I didn't know Apartments could get foreclosed on

BeyondDespair 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 4:50

That's hott.

bbyychula710 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 4:52

umm stop whinninq && pay the rent :)

sillycow101 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 4:53

fail ,:|

boredinnapoleon 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 5:15

happy birthday...but you totally deserve it...

peacelovedance7 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 5:23

happy bday :)

dannnyxox 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 5:39

happy birthday ,op. & aw that sucks.

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