Money: Today, I found out I'm being evicted from my apartment on my...

By Anonymous - 06/07/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, I found out I'm being evicted from my apartment on my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 07:30 - United States

Today, I'm being evicted from my apartment for not paying rent. My father is the on-site landlord, meaning I now have to move my stuff downstairs into his place, and hear every day how I'm a failure. FML

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By homeless - 14/12/2010 18:41 - United States

Today, I got home from work to find an eviction notice taped to my door, stating that I was a nuisance and had 30 days to vacate the property. I live at home with my parents. FML

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By homelessagain - 18/02/2017 06:00 - United States - Lorain

Today, I found out, through Facebook, that my landlord hadn't been paying the mortgage on the house I'm renting from him. It's going into foreclosure. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2022 16:00

Today, after pointing out to my landlord that they have taken nearly $6k from me through illegal rent increases, I was evicted for the first time in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2019 07:00 - Vietnam - Hanoi

Today, it's my birthday and I had to work. My boss wished me a happy birthday, and then told me I was fired. FML

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By BirthdayBoy - 28/03/2015 03:42 - United States - Madison

Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML

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By damngurl - 10/12/2022 18:00

Today, I got fired. Yesterday was my birthday and I was told I was getting a promotion. FML

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By Dopeboyfresh71 - 19/12/2010 01:02 - United States

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML

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By LonelyMonkey - 12/11/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, I received an eviction notice taped to my door stating my landlord is selling his property and moving out of the country in 13 days. My landlord is my boyfriend. FML

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Richisme 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 3:08

Happy Birthday OP

Raleigh_bruh 7

Wednesday 7 July 2010 3:14

I'm sorry to tell you, but the world doesn't stop for you just because it's your birthday Op. Pay your rent.

Comments

cupcake147 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 5:42

wgat does OP stand for? I know what it means though

HazyVortex 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 5:48

Original Poster if im not mistaken:D

CrazyCatCookin 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 5:50

Orgasmic pussy if you are mistaken.

HazyVortex 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 5:47

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :D and that sucks *gives a hug* :D

Bigharness97140 1

Wednesday 7 July 2010 5:47

you deserve it because the only way you can be evicted is if your a bad tenant.

BeautifulMonster_fml 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 5:49

I'm sorry OP happy birthday tho!

CrazyCatCookin 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 5:58

You'd be a good birthday surprise! wink wink* lol

Peacewind 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 5:59

The economy sucks, therefore FYL. Happy Birthday tho mate. Steal some brandy from you landlord before you go!

asteveoa 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 6:00

happy bday and wat the fuch is up with all the ab pics

blue_eyes4602 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 6:01

Don't they give you a notice before you get evicted? if so, then ydi

upintheorange 5

Wednesday 7 July 2010 6:07

Time to combine your birthday party with a going-away party! Good times, eh?

rawr_jami_rawr 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 6:08

should have payed the bill duh

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