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By young grandpa - 17/06/2013 22:49 - United States - Statham

Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2022 18:00

Today, I became a grandmother. At 44 years-old. My son is 15. FML

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By Greatgrandpa - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Curacao

Today, my only child introduced his new girlfriend to me. He is 36 and has no children. She is 46 and has a pregnant daughter who she is very close with. I don't know if I'll ever be a grandfather, but in any case, my son is going to be one before me. FML

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By GMD - 18/09/2012 20:20 - United Kingdom - Belfast

Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML

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By Notyourstepmom - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, my husband's daughter told us that she's 5 months pregnant. I'm going to be a step grandmother and I'm only 23 years old. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2016 02:17 - United States - Akron

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2016 14:15 - United Kingdom - Saint Austell

Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML

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By nen_00 - 14/09/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I realized the guy I've been hooking up with has a daughter who is a year younger than me. As if that wasn't bad enough, I also found out she had a child of her own. I've been hooking up with a grandpa. FML

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By wdunn69733 - 11/10/2012 14:30 - United States - Macon

Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML

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By Carlah - 17/03/2020 20:30

Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML

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Jackasss_fml 14

Tuesday 18 June 2013 8:51

You live by example!!

Weika 5

Tuesday 18 June 2013 8:51

Now if your grandson gets a child, you'll have done what takes most a century to do, in less than half. Congrats, future great grandpa!

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dutch_girl13 20

Tuesday 18 June 2013 9:34

How in the world did your son land a 16 year old? Sorry OP ur way too young to be a grandpa. And ur son waaaayyyy too young to be a father.

HAY_JAY2013 12

Tuesday 18 June 2013 9:35

why didnt u teach ur kid to put on a damn CONDOM ! tell that chink to get a live get a guy older not ****** 13!!! is she dumb... SHE SHOULD BE ON BIRTH CONTROL, shit shes dumb .... sucks. Omg u had ur kid at 16 so young lol

MrZsDad 19

Tuesday 18 June 2013 9:35

Instead of diapers at the baby shower people need to be buying the boy condoms.

TheChelseaSays 34

Tuesday 18 June 2013 9:38

I'm sorry but YDI

beachbum561fla 14

Tuesday 18 June 2013 9:44

Like father like son!

aecribb 14

Tuesday 18 June 2013 9:52

While I do kind of agree with the whole "the apple doesn't fall far from the tree" line of thought, I think people are placing too much blame on the father. Yes, I agree that he could have educated his son about safe sex and everything, but it's just as much the son's fault. My parents never gave me any sex talk really but I still knew better than to have sex at 13, especially unprotected sex. So yeah, YDI OP, but it's not all your fault.

B0nb0N09 12

Tuesday 18 June 2013 11:24

It's the 16 year olds fault wtf

flashback_fml 14

Tuesday 18 June 2013 10:02

Your parents failed and you failed even worst wonder how bad your son will fail

dizzaymizlizzay 11

Tuesday 18 June 2013 10:10

I call it a "cat's in the cradle" situation.

kurodansei 16

Tuesday 18 June 2013 20:29

Elaborate!

bexxiiee 11

Tuesday 18 June 2013 10:11

He's just following your example... Sorry, but YDI.

djxerxes9000 18

Tuesday 18 June 2013 10:12

You gave me one too, to yell this "FUCKTARD ALERT"

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