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By Anonymous - 05/01/2013 00:56 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband reacted by going out and smoking weed, then getting completely shitfaced, and having his buddies drag his nearly-comatose carcass back home from a strip club. FML
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Lioness8197 18

You really picked a winner:) Good luck and congrats!

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fudgeimout 2

Guess he tried to live it up before his obligations came into play.

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israelnotjacob 20

A man like that will probably be the best child-support payer you can find.

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kwyk 23

Something to look forward to in 18 years, if it's a boy... ;)

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WhatYouMean 4

Haha, he had his last bit of fun before he became a prison... I mean a father! Haha

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micahdunk 13

Hope you can reel him in before the baby comes! Good luck and congrats.

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marcranger 28

I guess the real question is whether either of you wanted a baby. If it was an unpleasant surprise for both of you, then good luck making a tough decision. If he was the only one surprised, then hopefully he'll step up, although you should've discussed children beforehand in that scenario. In any event, good luck. Sounds like you'll both need it.

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picturescrazy 24

I would have understood more if it was your boyfriend but your HUSBAND? Wow, I hate to say it, but if that's how he reacts to "growing up", maybe he was too young to settle down. Hopefully he got it out of his system, sounds like bachelor behavior to me /:

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DelphiCat 17

This sort of makes sense, but husband doesn't actually imply duration of relationship or age of individuals... They may have been married ten years and known each other for five before that, or they may have been married for six months and known each other for a year before that. They might be 28 and in good stable jobs, or they might be 19 and working at starbucks. Plus, no matter how old they are or how long they'd been married, his reaction distinctly suggests kids aren't something they'd previously discussed in any depth, making his reaction somewhat understandable.

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SquiddlyDiddly 4

Nicely said #91. "Somewhat understandable" should be emphasized though.

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spacetravel 1

Agree with you 100%! total bachelor behavior.

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easteroverture 1

76- Growing up? Children should not be born to help their parents grow and learn to be responsible, and often times they don't. If you could not mature into a responsible, independent adult without having a child then there is something seriously wrong.

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Homer1975 14

is that your choose guy from the earth?

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jonsey974 3

Was he celebrating or trying to forget?

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