By Cheyenne - 11/07/2010 06:06 - United States

Today, I found out I'm the only one in my family to wash their hands after they use the bathroom. FML
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furryfatblob 0

what do they wash their hands before!?

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MeltedMint 0

Aww it's too late. But you COULD always go around with some anti-bacterial soap and ambush their hands randomly.

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Schazam 0

You finally recognized the taste was familiar.

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Farx 0

Stop whining, it builds up your immune system.

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andrew245 0

wow how is this a fml? it's not that bad

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Lunaticc 0

No more friendly handshakes for you. FYL.

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sourgirl101 28

I always yelled at people when my kids were babies and they would come up and touch their hands. Kids put everything in their mouths. "How clean are your hands!!!?" I didn't care if I came across as rude, these are my kids!

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Mumbellosity711 0

wait...since when are you supposed to wash your hands?

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seviluvsu 0

sad and gross fyl op

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AYsalchicha 3

Maybe everyone in your family (but you apparently) has a colostomy bag? So they never come in direct contact with their urine and feces? Pray for colostomy bags man. That's sick.

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