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By Cheyenne - 11/07/2010 06:06 - United States

Today, I found out I'm the only one in my family to wash their hands after they use the bathroom. FML

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By msjustine - 06/05/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 00:17 - Israel

Today, my husband told me that he never washes his hands after using the bathroom because he thinks it's only for "paranoid people". FML

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By rainydays79 - 23/01/2010 19:12 - United States

Today, I realized that I am the only one among my group of friends who names their bowel movements. FML

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By aggghghgh - 14/05/2016 08:51

Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML

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First class slob

By Anonymous - 11/12/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, I overheard my husband admitting that he doesn’t wash his hands after having diarrhea. I had no prior knowledge of this. FML

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By Ewt - 06/12/2019 05:00 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I found out that my best friend doesn't wash her hands after going to the bathroom, even if she changes her pad. I then remembered all the times she's handed food to me, and teased me when I tried to wash my hands first. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2019 04:14

Today, I realised I can tell which family member has just left the bathroom from the smell alone. FML

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Worst life hack ever

By 1meme129 - 24/02/2016 14:12 - United States - Denver

Today, my little cousin told me about how he never wipes his ass, because if he doesn't, he doesn't need to wash his hands. FML

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By shroooms - 28/07/2011 20:37 - Slovenia

Today, my entire family, myself included, has been turned into a collective diarrhea fountain after going out to eat. We only have one bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 05:11 - United States

Today, I found out everyone in my family thought the red toothbrush was theirs, and that all four of us have been using the same toothbrush for months. FML

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furryfatblob 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 12:18

what do they wash their hands before!?

MeltedMint 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 12:39

Aww it's too late. But you COULD always go around with some anti-bacterial soap and ambush their hands randomly.

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captncrunch 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 12:42

well don't you fell like the black sheep of the family

AliceSaysFYL 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 12:43

how is this an FML?

HollyAmelia 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 12:46

Well, isn't that just lovely?

icantellu 7

Sunday 11 July 2010 12:48

Maybe they do wash their hands. They just put a silencer on the sink faucet.

allen20 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 12:50

maybe they try and save water

Jujimufu 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 12:50

OH NOES, SQUIRREL AIDS!!!!!! :O

iWearTightPants 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 13:04

that's kinda hott;D Spain<3

nethervue 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 13:04

so they just go, wipe (hopefully), get up, and go about their day...delightful. Let's hope they stay in their double wide trailer all day and not work in any place public.

xnty 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 13:13

i think its to move out.

Olsen97 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 13:16

lol

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