By Eloy Ymer - 22/08/2010 23:51 - Netherlands

Today, I found out I sleepwalk. How you might ask? By awakening the moment just before I fell from the stairs. I was better off sleeping. FML
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ohthebloodygore 16

OP woke up then he/she fell.

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Bekll 31

Poor OP. Sleepwalking can be scary. My mother has slept walked since she was a child and regularly screams every couple nights from nightmares she's having. I see and sometimes talk to her when she's sleepwalking and her eyes are wild and her talking doesn't make sense. One time she said it was 3 or 4 in the morning and it wasn't even midnight yet. She laughs about all this though.

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Chibbbles 0

hahaha xD my uncle used to sleep walk when he was a kid... he pissed in the fridge :3

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sallen0046 4

If you woke before you fell... why did you fall in the first place?

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Kuroftw 0

I call fake. When you sleepwalk you're actually in a state of low consciousness, you just don't remember the events that took place. (You know how you usually don't remember stuff if it happens when you're half-asleep and then you fall back asleep? Same concept.) If you had woken fully it it would of been after you fell.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

I sleepwalk, too. I once almost peed in my friend's closet because I had to go to the bathroom and was still asleep.

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aardvarkish 15

Damn, NGMH, and I had such a princessimatic image of you!

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#115 Haha! How does that damage that image? Girls pee too, y'know! At least I woke up before it happened and was able to prevent the closet-peeing. :P It was pretty confusing for me to wake up while rummaging through my friend's closet, trying to find the bathroom doorknob!

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aardvarkish 15

See, you woke while sleepwalking. It's not that big a deal, but just needs some adjusting to, when it happens. Don't worry, the image is back to normal.

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xsaintias 0

is anyone else really tired of these FMLs that say something like "why?" or "why you might ask?" or something like that?

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starberries 0

Yes! Jesus Christ, I hate that so much!

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aardvarkish 15

I'm with 119. "Why?" you might ask. Because inquiring minds want to know!

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LTHoratioCaine 4

Sleep finally caught up to you... Didn't it? YEEEAAAHHHHH!!!!!

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LTHoratioCaine 4

I... (Puts on sunglasses) Never asked. YEEEAAAHHHH

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