Miscellaneous: Today, I found out my blood type is B. My parents are type A...

By hedgehog5 - 11/04/2009 19:14 - United States

Today, I found out my blood type is B. My parents are type A and type O. It's not genetically possible to be blood type B if your parents are A and O. This means I am either an adoptee, a mutant, or an illegitimate child. FML

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By toomuch2process - 06/12/2022 05:00 - United States

Today, I found out the truth about my and my siblings adoptions and why I have no contact with any extended family. Turns out our parents are half-siblings, who decided to adopt rather than risk any genetic anomalies. Their families didn’t approve of the relationship so they moved us far away. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2013 23:51 - United States - Quincy

Today, while doing a fun genetics game in Biology, I found out that I was adopted. Turns out the game wasn't so fun. FML

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It's actually illegal in the UK

By Anonymous - 10/08/2023 04:00

Today, I’ve suffered my whole life with a bunch of genetic conditions and I found out why at my dad's funeral. A bunch of relatives from America attended and one of them secretly told me my parents emigrated to England under a cloud of shame because they were brother and sister. I’m inbred. FML

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By Biological - 11/02/2010 12:22 - United States

Today, I found out that I was not adopted and in fact my parents are my biological parents. How did I find out? Over dinner. How long have I been believing I was adopted? 22 years. Why did I start believing I was adopted? My siblings thought it would be a funny joke. My mom played along. FML

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By Ariella - 29/08/2011 04:06 - Singapore

Today, I found out that I was adopted. I'm 46 years old with 11 real siblings and no one bothered to tell me until I found the documents in my dead adoptive father's house. FML

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Desperate times call for desperate measures

By Anonymous - 05/05/2024 19:00

Today, I found out my parents only got pregnant with me because they were desperate for a bone marrow match for my brother, who ended up dying before I was born, and who I had no idea existed. What’s even more messed up is that they gave me his name. FML

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Classic TSA FML

By Anonymous - 20/03/2022 09:59

Today, out of my mom, dad, and my siblings, I was the only one selected for a “random” extra check at the airport. My parents are English and my siblings were adopted from France and Scotland, and are all white. My bio parents were Pakistani, and I'm nutbrown and I was the only “random” search. FML

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Breaking

By Meghan - 05/09/2020 08:01 - United States - New York

Today, my mom told me that she had great news: we were going to meet my biological parents. I didn't know I was adopted. FML

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Family coincidence

By Anonymous - 06/11/2019 02:30

Today with a DNA test, I found out that my husband is my half brother. 30 years ago his father made a donation to the sperm bank my mother used, and I’m the result. To make matters worse, I’m pregnant. FML

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By Flora - 17/04/2013 22:56 - United States - Watsonville

Today, I got ancestry DNA tests for my parents and myself. The DNA testing company informed me that I'm a 50% match for my mother but I share no DNA with my father. Apparently, both my parents forgot that they used a sperm donor. This insignificant detail has slipped their minds for 35 years. FML

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Sunday 12 April 2009 2:46

Rofl. Oh, genetics. :'D

luvable_loozer 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 3:03

WHOOPS!!!! Your parents have some SERIOUS explaining to do!!!!

Comments

danza_fml 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 6:50

haha i love #35, complimenting someone who hasnt posted yet ;)

watchnlearn 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 6:04

dude, if you were a mutant, that'd be awesome.. and your mom must be an O, and your dad must be a B

danza_fml 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 6:55

haha, #44 :P complimenting yourself are we now? and #39 you are my hero ;)

EricaGraf 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 7:34

HaHa thats funny....you mutant

sumoneoverthere 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 7:37

How the hell does someone deserve this? Whoever is clicking that button is retarded. Sorry about that buddy =(

darthblah 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 6:16

bwahahhahahahahahahahahaha you're a freak

amandab 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 7:36

I had this conversation with my mom on my 18th birthday... Surprise, I'm illegitimate!

Coffee_Kaioken 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 6:57

MUTANT HEDGEHOG!!! POWAH-DAH!!!

resignation_fml 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 6:27

"I know my parents are both the biological parents of my siblings and I. My Mom is O- my Dad is A+ and I am O-.... so I guess you aren't studying too well." don't quote me, but o is recessive so your mother may have an O- gene. possible fail on your part.